h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i just said the same to you lol press up you will see im replying lol why dont we nip on ld this is doing my head in lmao i do know if we press conversation list that updates us and only way to delete is unsubscribe from conversation lol yes lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

oi arent you awake yet lazy bones are you doing anything exciting todayhere i made you a drink for when you decide to wake up that is lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

yes im awake no thanks to you lol i told you what im doing today have you forgot lol i knew you would be on here somewhere did you read about me lmao xxxxxxx
thanks for the drink

so you are talking with someone else what are they on about lol im sad and if i minded how to do that icon you would have about 30 of them lmao how do they even say your name on my message? i have to go see you after cheating hands lol xxxxxx

i have forgot wot you are
doing today so tell me and dont me meani have to go back to
the doctors later for my flu jab xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

i had to take weeone to his weeone place today thats all lol what time is your flu jab at? xxxxxxxxx

i have to go off now see you after xxxxxx

my flu jab is at 5.35 i cant be bothered going though its a good
job im getting a lift there or i
wouldnt be going lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

i know why you cant be bothered going lol are you back yet then? xxxx

yeah i think im back now lol i was only in there for about 5 mins i havent been able to get on email though my arm is hurting im going to the shop now
the only thing you is drinking is thiseh lmao bet you dont know what these are ehxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

i told you i couldnt get on email either wasnt you listening lol why is your arm hurting did you fidgit lmao i notice you isnt answering half of what im saying to you mr keeping things lol yes of course i know they are handcuffs lol im glad its working now xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

wake up lazy bones lol xxxx

i have been awake ages oi stop having fun on here and take that
stupid link off your page it doesnt work lmao xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

thats ok the link works on the pc so there lol stop making fun of me lmao check yoiu being on here doing allsorts i bet lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

do you know how to start a new conversation i can only get your name when your online lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

no i havent got a clue how to start a new conversation delete that a1 site or else i will dump
you lmao before you ask im not deleting the buffy so there im having a drink now xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

ok a1 gone lmao are you still here bet you have gone now eh and you should take the word buffy off your link it dosnt work lol xxxxxxxxxxx

im fed up of you doing everyone and no letting on to me its you what deserves to be dumped rotflmao xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

are you there or not? lol
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