h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello there Dotty!

How're the Kylie buttocks coming along? I've had a bit of success with the Fattykins diet.

Anyway, flying visit. I shall return!

ur ears burning come back

My ears aren't burning nearly enough. What happened to your convo list? Looks like it had a nasty accident with a time-machine.

having a clear out, i'm that bored!

so what u been up to? any juicy stories?

Won't you be even more bored due to not being able to see when people have replied to your posts?

Ach, not been up to anything, I've got five channels so I've resorted to reading, doing crosswords and buggering with the Playstation. No juice either. What you been up to? Out on the pull?

it gives me something to look for...

can't u make" something up?

Err...umm...a friend of a friend ran away with a llama and they're making schweet love in the Bahamas. How was that?

good?

spoke to kow much?

Nah, not really, I said hello this evening but he's off out now. Haven't had credit to text you lot to say hello, and my phone has fits anyway.

You been talking to him much?

nah, hes not around much, i paid 150 to come back... u lot fecked off,

so any plans to get turned back on soon?

I'll get the cable back eventually, just don't know when, I owe them £140 and they'll want £50 plus advance charges won't they?

I don't think it's that we fecked off, just that we used to have other places to post and rip the piss when only one of us was online. And of course the little group split up.

190 good luck

its not the same 'sniff'
do u watch sex & the city? ill be back later, u still be here?

Och, I'm applying for jobs, that's only a week and a bit wage.

I don't watch it often, you a Samantha fan? I'll be leaving 11 at the earliest, see ya laters.