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why ask what i am doing lurking on your page...i thought that was obvious.....LURKINGhee hee hee hee heee. So what happened to the return call/message then? , I dont know..no dance.. no call..no message..no TOTTY

as always BN.xxx

awwwww im sorry BN my memory is ing lol hows about giving us a call tomorrow sometime??? ill be in all morning but ill be out most of the afternoon
and as for lurking in my space....just make sure and leave the place tidy before u go lol

totty

i'll make a deal with you, i will leave your space as clean as you leave The Boars Head...hows about that thenidea hey?

Well 'w' and have both killed my house phone in the last day and ive sort of fell out with O2...something about not paying the billif you ask me......see what happens when all the staff dont pay for their drinks ive seen ya.

So hows tricks then anyhow?

as always BN.xxx

awww i help myself to a couple of measly and i get caught!!! but hey!!! i did some cleaning and i done my first dance....and i no u liked that lol cos i NO u pinced my red tassles!!!! aww ill let u keep them as a reminder hahahahaha
im not bad and hows things with ur lovely self?? <kiss

Evening young TOTTY, did you enjoy the little sing song earlier...something about white socks and twinkling s least said the better me thinks.

oooooooh this is much better than ing or i will have to get a Boars Head special rated what do you reckon?

I think the least said about your dance the better, i must learn not to sit too close look what happened last night, i must get some advertising in the for the next time. Mind you Mr head sat there bored stiff and started to at the sights that were going on, i think it was all a bit too much for him, good job you didny get the out as he may well have fainted

as always BN.xxx

ps: 'W' is now on line as brummiescot, find him and say hello - he is in my pals list - just to make it easy for you.

yep iv noticed `W` is on here now...i said hello to him on ur one of ur threads
hmmmmmm so the bossman was a bit bored was he??? hmm well maybe he needs a private dance in the cellar then that way he wont have much else to look at lol
well im off for now...feeling a bit today so ill talk to u later

So whats up with TOTTY then ?

Here look with all this you've put all lipstick all over me, how am i supposed to explain that one to the


Also read between the lines as i said that Mrhead was bored STIFF, now come on think about it

as always BN.xxx

hahahahahahahahaha ooohhhhh right i get it now mr head was bored STIFF ahhh well nice to no my dancing does some good then eh but U still havent given me my ing tassles back!!! lol
nah im ok BN...just got a few things on my mind, ill be fine
as for the just say that i was givin u some make up tips

now what are you trying to do to me, make up techniques, cor blimey govner she'll have me covered in the damned stuff for hours, i will make polyfiller look like wallpaper paste

Anyway what are you going to do with the tassles, wear them as pig tails I was thinking of putting them up as a raffle prize in The Boars Head

Well i hope that TOTTY is now feeling better especially with all my good natured banter, i expects to see TOTTY with a or at least a wee upon her face anyhoo...........

as always BN.xxx

totty will always when she sees ur name cos i suddenly think of white socks hahahahaha pmsl
oohhhh well i hope my red tassles will get u loadsa money if ur rafflin them off im sure someone would like them ( nos who mind!!! )
and i bet u would look damn handsome (or maybe just a tad drag queen lookalike ) if the was to make u up hahahaha heyyy i could borrow u to scare burglers away!!!!

so what are you trying to say about my white socks then i wear black socks five days a week as it is

Mind you i have been called worse in my lifetime, drag queen now thats a new one....do you know about my secret hobby as well dont take it so seriously i'm only joking oh no ive put the hat on

You could always borrow the to get rid of the burglars but then again ive heard you having a go and i believe that you should be safe oh dear i believe that you are going to turn all on me, i can sense all the s coming my way - oh well i'm used to them by now

as always BN.xxx