h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So tell me is what i have been hearing true, firstly you still maintain that you work in The Boars Head, but have yet to do any work whilst ive been there, and now i believe that you are frequenting that other place - you know the one.

Anyhoooooooooooooooo all i need to know is have you read the 'Recruitment' stream, and if not, it may not be such a bad idea.

as always BN.xxx

anyhooooooooo!!!!!!! lmftopmpl well it doesnt seem that theres anyone in the boars head tonight lol so i had a quick on in the foLDers but its not as classy as the boars head hahahaha did i say classy???
ill look at the requietment tomorrow boss....going for now xxxxxxxxx

i though that may just grab your attention, ha ha ha.
As i can never get into the other place, whats it like then? and how well maintained is the and how much variety of s do they have?
For doint this research i believe a bottle of smirnoff is in order, please enjoy.

I may just join you in the land of (think that will get people talking hee hee) as i too am feeling

as always BN.xxx

well if u tuck me in ill tuck u in pmplmao
cheers for the its much better from u than from the foLDers lol but they seem to get the buisness so they must be spiking the booze!!!! lol

promises promises ha ha.
Now then mind altering, brain washing drinks hey, so that s how they do it.

So how are you coping in the four letter word game, i bet after the last couple, you want a lot more than four words, or is that a lot of four words, aye thats the fella.

as always BN.xxx

hahahahahaha off!!!! lmfto yeah its going good the game eh lol
well ill defo be going shortly cos im knackered BN...broke my longest phone record today lol was on the fone to Malo Korrigan for almost 9 HOURS today!!!! my god...did u no that man can gibber some amount of lol
lmfto xxxxxxx

hell 9 hours, i would of done a days work in that time, so judging by our conversation, did Malo manage to get more than five words in that one. Oh i bet you are now cursing like a good one this and that, the cheeky , and the keyboards screaming "lay off you mad woman, ive got feelings you know" HA HA!!

Well take care and as always BN.xxx

lmftopmplmao u ing cheeky lol u trying to say ive got a big gob then ??? pmpl well its no way as big as the or lol but yup....9 bloody hours!!!! the poor guys brain must be turned to mush now with all my gibbering lol (but i wont tell him i actually fell asleep half way through the convo lol...every now and again i would go `hmmm uhuh` so he thought i was listening!!! ) hahahahha xxxxxxxx and

Dont you dare change, that last message was fantastic, definately made me laugh anyway.
As for the size of mouth business, well it would be a closely fought contest if you ask me, so tell me within your mega conversation, how many times did the word anyhoo come up (stop thinking disgusting thoughts, its not good for the blood pressure)
Speaking of the she will be around here tomorrow, so if the foundations on your flat start to shake, then i have said something funny and the fog horn that is her laugh as started to erupt, HA HA HA HA!!!

as always BN.xxx

hahahahaha i thought u were gonna say the ground was shaking cos the was stopming around in a great big mood lol shouting her gob off every 2 mins....heyyy wait a minute!!! shes like that all the time anyway!!!
im glad i can put a smile on your face (clean thoughts always clean thoughts!!!! lol ) and i wont change for anyone!!! lol
n totty

I think that i have lost the plot tonight, as i cant type straight, too busy laughing at you pair, who needs Ld, this is almost as good, just a couple of people missing is all thats wrong.

So how come you are on such good form this morning?

as always BN.xxx

im just in a happy mood tomight lol but ill be getting to bed in a minute no no no pls dont cry...ill be back tomorrow!!! pmplmao...daves came been moaning cos im on here....oh of david!!!!
so ill say night night darlin...spk to u later
totty

OOOOh so thats why you are on so late, i just figured that you had waited for Dave to go to bed and then came on, mind you the sees me on here and takes herself off to bed, not bad hey?.

Yeah i think that we are all getting tired, and i know i need my sleeping pit.

So until the next time as always BN.xxx

lol yeah i DID wait till dopey was in bed but the came into the living room and moaned cos i was on here!!! lol he thinks im addicted...i just and told him u should see how long most of the other chatters are online!!!! hahahaha xxxx Totty

As if you could become addicted, well i suppose it depends as to who is online at the time, and then he would maybe have a case dont you think?

To your arguement, i can't believe how long some of the others are online, both in time of day and how long online in one time

So i hope that we find you in good spirits (and not the variety) this evening, that is if you are allowed out to play.

as always BN.xxx