h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Mornin me and hows u n urs,, ere i still aint recieved a letter from u,, lol,, dont go all tecno on me dont 4get im still a beginner,,lol,,

well hello there ill have u know ive ing half written u a letter...but iv finished ur drawing pmpl so ill send it off soon good god dont panick!!!! lol
errr from now on u and neil will have to phone me lol cos errmm my phones sort of been cut off lmfto wooops!!!
xxx

well im sorry but i aint gunna encourage my fella t talk t strange ppl on the fone lmao,, tut ok ok ya mardy will tell him ya cant fone out,, i bet its killin ya not t b on the fone now,,lol,, well cant wait t c the picture hurry up n post it off dunt matter if u aint finished the letter,, pmslmao,, ere ya go have a n some with me,,lol,, chat soon

well im sorry but i aint gunna encourage my fella t talk t strange ppl on the fone lmao,, tut ok ok ya mardy will tell him ya cant fone out,, i bet its killin ya not t b on the fone now,,lol,, well cant wait t c the picture hurry up n post it off dunt matter if u aint finished the letter,, pmslmao,, ere ya go have a n some with me,,lol,, chat soon

oi i heard u the first time u dont have to repeat urself!! lol so what do u think of my space...getting there at last pmpl...well im off to do more to it.,,,fingers crossed i dont scrub the lot lol xxxx

hiya me and hows u n urs,, ere ive put ya on the chart for ya visit,, lmao,, ,, shame me n neil cant get the weekend away,, ok ok just kiddin,, cant wait t c ya b good t c who we chat too on ere,,lol,,

i think ya page is comin on well,, ive done with mine cant b bothered,lol,, nah just dont wanna give too much away now do i,,lol,, well hope t chat soon takecare ann xxxx

ing hell...ur still alive then!!! pmpl yeah just hope i can get the train tickets sorted for coming down well thats my space done lol cant get anymore on there now thats what happens when i dont stop yapping on eh!!! xxx

yeahhh ya dont half go on a bit well a lot actually, lmfto,, well u know the bird thats comin up next week well shes only gone n got an open ticket we will never b shut of her,, lmfto,, its open till ermmmm 21st june, god help me,, lmao,, well dd try sendin u another msg but it dint send so sod it,,lol,,

psssstt!!! keep it quiet lol but if u think shes gonna come up and stay for TOO LONG...just u book yerself on a train and come up here with me for some peace pmpl.......DID I SAY ING PEACE!!!! hahahaha well im quiet when im sleeping lmftompl tut tut that will be moving in next!!! lol

OMFG... ere dont u go sayin things like that,, lmao,, what have i done wrong t deserve that heyyy,,, lmao,,

nahhh cant wait actually,, up time,, woooohooooooo,, lol,, ive already started chantin get em off get em off get em offffff,, lmftopmp,, i think a good night will b had by all,, lmao,, 2 men in a room full of women,, yeahhh bring it on mate,, lmfto,, n i think i will pass on comin t urs,, no offence like but i need t keep neil in line,, lmao,, n i can always lock the company in the room,, lmao,,

oh ok then..i get it lol totty`s not ing good enough eh?? well off then face pmpl i dont want u too come up here so to u!!! lmao xxxx



just gotta take the dog out for a quick walk ann...spk in a bit

yeahhh ok then dont rush back,, lmftopmp,,, n its the dog that takes u for a walk,, or is that a trip,, lmftopmp,,,

oi u!!! pmplmao u make it sound like u dont want to talk to lil totty here pmpl
yup...the pain in the neck called max takes me for a walk everytime lol and the shit knocked lauren over wains n dugs aarrgghhhhh!!!! lol

well im ere yeahhh i bet u thought u was shut of me dint ya well ya can 4get that lol,, im ere t stay not on much like but i appear when ya least expect it,,lol,, (yep thats right when u aint online) ok ya mardy so i keep missin ya online then,, (thank ) lmftopmp,, well hope lauren is ok after u pushed the dog into her,,lol,, just kiddin say hi t her for me, well im not well n i cant drink when were out on thurs cus im on tabs me chest is megga bad,, but i can have fun without a drink im just as loud,, lmfto,, well chat soon ann xxx

im sure ull have just as much of a riot without the as u would on it ann...pmplmao...just watch when ur rubbing all that baby oil onto the hunks that ur hands dont `slip` onto or even INTO anywhere!!!! lmftopmplmao
hope u and the other have a great time

well hello me lol,, and how ya doin, hope ya all well up there ere its 1.45 in the ing mornin of me b/day,, n im still awake,,n i aint even drunk,, had a then went on cola cus me gut still hurts,,

well what can i say the strippers were great well the whole night was good,, the visitor was there ing chantin GET EM OFF,,pmslmao,, little miss innocent yeahhhh ok whatever she says,,, lmftopmp,,so hows ya weekend goin then,, im off t the bingo later with mate thats stayin,,lol,, well thats if shes ing sober enough,,lmao, shes well pissed honest,,lol,, but i think shes enjoyin her holls ere with us,,lol,, well chat soon love ann xxx

my god i no ur visitor likes neil a lot but i cant believe shewas shouting GET EM OFF GET EM OFF!!!!! to him!!!! lmfto but i heard he succomed to her comands and took his hat off...my god it finally happened!!

so did u enjoy ur b.day then ann...how does it feel being 40 YEARS OLD NOW??? hahahaha nahhh sorry ann...i no ur only 21 again aye right!!! lol

will u tell that lazy er of a man to give totty a phone...I HATE HAVING NO DAMN PHONE ON!!!!! lol spk to u later ann xxxxx

hi there me nice t hear from ya,, lol,, soz but i aint been on ere been t busy tryin t get sorted out,,

ere me visitor wasnt that t chant t neil,, in hell woman she aint that mad,, lmftopmp,,,

there playin who wants t b a millionaire lol,, there gettin right mad cus ben has won the most money,, lmfto,,, n they aint gunna stop playin till they beat him,, lmfto,,,

so will tell him t ring u tmoz night,, send an email t remind me,, lmao,, were busy most the day tmoz,,

well im off now u takecare chat soon