h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hello mi little ere its pointless me sendin you an email if your on ere all the bleedin time innit,,,eres me sendin you mail after mail after mail and your in ere cyberin jonnyboy well im not avin it you,,,He's old enough t be your dad,, ... n e ways i was just passin and whos name was it that stood out the most,,yeahhhhh youve got it jim/38m you wanna talk t him hun and STOP!!!! cyberin jonnyboy,,,

OFF!!! u cheeky ER!!!!! lmao for ur information i was in emails and replied to ur mail asking if i was there...but ooh nooo u couldnt wait that long so i followed YOU in here lol but im not staying neil...lauren n dave are moaning cos they want to watch the telly so im just going.....spk to u later sweet cheeks xxxx

mmmmmmmmm whats with all the lmfbopmp..n e 1 would think ive said summat wrong wunt thi,,only asked a couple of questions,,dint i,,...ok then YEVONEEEEeeeee you takecare and i'll catch you another time,,,


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by the way i did stop in email,,so




l8a tho yeah...

awwww what makes u ing think u said something ing wrong sweet??? pmplmao nahhh i love getting called yeevonneeeee so i do!!! lol
so hows u tonight sweet cheeks???

mi little bud..lmfbo,,cant remember what ya said and i aint gunna read it again so i'll just post owt,, u'll msg me back no matter what i write down,,lol,,yeah well as i was sayin ,,,the suns shining really bright in good old sheff,,what a load of b*****s,,..think im in need of some ..would you be in need of a drink mi little ,, ..if ya do tuff i aint goin send dave,,lol,,, catch ya soon tho yeah,,got t fly,,




takecare yeah,,,

hello my little awol and hows u this lovely night?? lol dont know why im so ing happy...work was shoite today!!! lmao ahhh but never mind im off to my mates for a couple of drinks tonight yippeeeeeee!!!!
god help me...laurens lying on the floor rolling around acting like a damn she better not lift her leg on my couch!!! shes been watching max too much i think pmpl well catch u later

am i completely bonkers??? did u notice i put it the wrong way round derrrrrrr donnas sudenly went blonde!!!! pmplmaorofl meant doh!!! silly totty!!! lol

tut tut tut,,,you cant use gods name in vein like that you girl.,,your gettin to be a just like your cyber pal fartlow and by the way you 2 sorted out now amya,,?..you and your NEW cyberpet,,,,hope so......n e ways i aint stoppin on this its runnin t slow....chat soon yeah takecare..



neil.......,

aw well just u go and of then!!! lol errr and dont u talk about my spelling sweet cos ithink u meant VANE not VEIN!!! pmplmao hahahaha so lol