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Handbags and rolling pins

Post 1

Reality Manipulator

Have ever hit a man with a handbag or rolling pin. If he says it hurts you can say you will get used to and it is a nice pain. Another thing you can say is now you know how we girls feel.


Handbags and rolling pins

Post 2

MoonGirl

Oh yes! I like that! I like that a lot!smiley - biggrin
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MoonGirl
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Handbags and rolling pins

Post 3

Reality Manipulator

Leather handbags seem to work better on me. Learning to use them is not easy, it is all in the wrist action, wacking them with your handbag.

Inflicting them with Richard Whitely jokes is another one. Wearing bright badly co-ordinated colours, hitting them with a leather handbag whilst telling Richard Whitely jokes, then end it with the rolling pin. Sadly young girls are not taught about the use of handbags and rolling pins.


Handbags and rolling pins

Post 4

MoonGirl

I like your style!
I am 100% in agreement with you.
Young girls should be taught that.
smiley - bat
MoonGirl
smiley - spider
xxx


Handbags and rolling pins

Post 5

Reality Manipulator

I have not tried personally yet, as I have not yet got close up enough to hit them. I only have to threaten them and they cower.

Katrine
xxx


Handbags and rolling pins

Post 6

MoonGirl

I've hit a few in my time, but then again, it was their choice! smiley - biggrin

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MoonGirl
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xxx
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Handbags and rolling pins

Post 7

Reality Manipulator

When I was a little girl I used taunt boys by calling them all trouble makers and chase them and kiss them. Other times me and other girls would put make up on them.

I will be going to the London mini meetup. I hear it is from 2 pm at the Head of Steam pub.


Handbags and rolling pins

Post 8

MoonGirl

I'd go to the meet up too but it's too far away.

MoonGirl


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