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What an amazing coincidence! your name is exactly the same as mine!

Wow! two for the price of one!
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Hello again,
would either of you like to chat?
You wouldn't be twins by any chance?

Dave.

Maybe you'd both like to chat?

Dave.

Dave, you had better thank your lucky stars that there is only one of me! Remember, the wrath of Cazz!!
You know very well you wrote that first message when you were in my page! I'll get you back, beware!! lol.
Cazz
The one and only
Caroline400
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A. I did not write that message.
B. I was not in your page.
C. The other Cazz doesn't seem so tetchy as this one! lol.

Dave
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OOOooooohhh! how can you tell such fibs?!! And I thought you were my friend!
a - You DID write that message!
b - You WERE in my page!
c - Cazz, the only and only Cazz, is VERY tetchy because you are telling fibs!

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from the ONLY Cazz

It's time I held my hand up
And admitted it was me
But if you think carefuly
I'm sure that you will see
It was only retribution
For the time that you felt free
To put my age upon my page
And said I was 93!

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from Dave.

raoflmao - Dave, I suppose I'll forgive you just this once! lol.
It was a bit unkind of me to change your age on your page to 93 when really you are only 83!!
Only kidding! I know you are a very dear and very young at heart 63 year old who happens to be a most wonderful person and friend. You have a heart of gold and I am so happy that our paths crossed and we became such good friends. You and your lovely family mean the world to me.
ya lots,
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and xxxxxxxxx's
from Cazz.
Caroline400