h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hi dave
how are you not seen you in much
ive been changing some of my pages see sports one all my own work but still to add to it yet and ive added to my first page as well all thanks to your tuition
i'm very grateful to you
hope moira is well pity the weather has broken down but hopefully it will return take care both of you s n es jinty

hi dave
if i'd known my photy was going to frighten you that much i would never have sent it
its ok no ones going to hurt you so come out of that cupboard the big bad woman h as gone away now
i hope you are both ok
jinty

Stop the rubbish about that photo Jinty, you are beautiful!
I saw your pages and I am impressed. You are getting real good!
We are all fine here, and I hope you and yours are too.
I must try and get in here more often.

's and xxxxs
from your friend Dave.

hi dave
ive missed you but ive been busy as you can see kow was giving me a wee hand tonight
but i do try i am kean to do it now ive been trying different things
i'm not used to all this attention ive been getting from the male species
no i'm not complaining well i am because they are just names on the tv but i have a few that phone me cause their lonely as well
i like it in here it helps to keep me sane well i think it does
some people might dispute that especially my family
but who cares lol
i hope your looking after moira and yourself take care from your auld reekie freend jinty to you both
jinty xxx

Hi Jinty,
thanks for your message.
It doesn't matter what anybody thinks, you like it in here and that's all that matters. You have done well in here, made lots of new friends and learned a lot. Not only that, without h2g2 I would never have met you and I look on you now as a dear friend and I know Moira does too.
For some reason it is very slow just now, but I reckon that's down to Telewest, we all know how reliable they are!
I hope you are keeping well and that the sun is shining for you.
We are all fine here and I'm so pleased it's a long weekend.

Love 's and xxxxs
from your friend Dave.

hi dave
i dont know what i would do with out you and moira and all the friends ive made in here its my life line if i didnt have this i think i would just sit letting the days pass as ive not really any motovation nowadays

my boys are good to me but they have their own lives to lead and ive a lot of friends round about me
i was up till 1 am trying to get the stars on my page but in the end with help from unknown people we managed it
i just wish this would go a bit quicker i'm away to make my tea while i'm waiting on it changing
n s to you my dear friends moira n dave from jinty xxxx

Hi Jinty,
how are you today? I hope you're having a nice weekend. The weathers not very great here, dull and very windy, but at least it's not raining, yet!
It's good that you do have h2g2, it's much better than yoome2.
I know you don't get out much and it is so nice that you have made friends in here.
We're just having a quiet weekend and I'm glad to have an extra day off work.
Moira says Hi and sends her 's and xxxxs and I do too.
From your friend Dave.

hi dave
hope you enjoyed your day off
although the weather has not been great it would get you out off doing the garden
hope you like my garden centre
i get dafter by the minute
s to yyou both
jinty xxx

I've been to the Garden Center Jinty and I it.
There's nothing daft about it.
Did you know there is a way to make the pictures bigger, and if you are interested I'll tell you how to do it.
Go to U193631 It is Cazz's old page and the pictures there are huge! lol

Love's
and xxxxs
from Dave.

yes please dave but not too big in case they scquash each other out but i would like to know thanks again for your help your a great tutor
jinty n s

Jinty, in the Garden Center there is a wee picture of lovers.
To make it a bit bigger try this:-

LOVERS

I have tried it on my page and it isn't too big. Have a go yourself. you can play around with the size numbers until you get it thesize you want.

love 's and xxxxs
from Dave.

Hi Jinty,
I got your email and came a'runnin'
I've had a look at the Garden Center and 2 of the links are wrong. I should have noticed it before.
The OFFICE DEPARTMENT and THE FOOD PAGE links should have capital `U` instead of an `A` because they are the userpage numbers.
The other links are OK starting with an `A` because they are guide entry numbers.
I notice you enlarged the LOVERS picture. Well done! You're getting really good and learning all the time.

Love 's and xxxxs
from Dave.

morning dave
how do you tell an A from a U yuor clever
youve got me stumped ive enlaged a few pictures but do you know how to make smileys big on your page as i want some big bugs
take care to you both hope you had a nice day s jinty xxxxxxx

Hi Jinty,
the reason I knew about the A and the U is because the A numbers are much higher than the User numbers.
I don't think there is any way to enlarge the smileys. about that.
My day hasn' been too bad, I have had much worse!
I hope your day has went well.

Moira says Hi, and we both send you our 's and xxxxxs

From your friend Dave.

hi dave
thanks for your help your a
its been one of them boring days today and i was frozen this morning as well i felt winter had returned with a vengance its horrible just now
i'll go and see what mischief i can get up to --not a lot
take care to moira and your self jinty

Hi Jinty,
I've had a scout round and I came up with these pictures of spiders. Maybe they'll do instead of bugs.
The big one is BLOB No. B3170787 and the smaller one is BLOB No. 3170790
Maybe they won't do, but I did try! lol

's and xxxxs
from Dave.

thanks dave
your too good to me
ive not got round to it yet but i will very soon
hope you and moira are fine and hope you have a good weekend

jinty

Hi Jinty, how's tricks? still compiling pictures?

Try this on one of your galleries Jinty, it is a beautiful picture of an angel. It is done differently because it is not a blob.

I hope you are well and that you are enjoying your weekend.
Moira and I are fine and we both send you 's and xxxxxs

Dave.

hi dave
how are you and moira liked my blobs by the way thank you
have you got the sun up there its warm enough here but ightened to stay out it keeps going away had an email from phil the other night hadn't heard from him for a while
i'm away to watch bad girls now and put my feet up as ive been out today
take care to moira and yourself jinty