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Post 61

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

You really, really don't want to know.


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Post 62

Laudatortemporisacti - RIP TB Falsename, I will always love you. :'-(

smiley - grovel PLEASE!!!

This makes me think I had better know!smiley - erm


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Post 63

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Okay, some bits are about a rich English lady shooting her cook with a 4 barreled elephant gun, and a mass shock therapy of police officers to stop them having it off with black women.


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Post 64

Laudatortemporisacti - RIP TB Falsename, I will always love you. :'-(

Right...smiley - erm...I see...


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Post 65

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

They're quite funny, actually.


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Post 66

Laudatortemporisacti - RIP TB Falsename, I will always love you. :'-(

I'd better get hold of one of these!


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Post 67

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Okay! The author is Tom Sharpe, he's written loads of books, but the two on South Africa are Riotous Assembly and Indecent Exposure.


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Post 68

Laudatortemporisacti - RIP TB Falsename, I will always love you. :'-(

Hmmm, they sound ominous...


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Post 69

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Yes, they are. Very. His bboks tend to build up to a huge, unlikely, chaotic and sometimes disgusting climax.


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Post 70

Laudatortemporisacti - RIP TB Falsename, I will always love you. :'-(

Disgusting? In what sense?


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Post 71

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Could be any sense.


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Post 72

Laudatortemporisacti - RIP TB Falsename, I will always love you. :'-(

Hmmm, well... coming from you....


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Post 73

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

smiley - biggrin


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Post 74

Laudatortemporisacti - RIP TB Falsename, I will always love you. :'-(

smiley - laugh


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Post 75

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Lalalala.


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Post 76

Laudatortemporisacti - RIP TB Falsename, I will always love you. :'-(

smiley - erm

Are you meant to sound like Little Red Riding Hood?


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Post 77

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Not really.


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Post 78

Laudatortemporisacti - RIP TB Falsename, I will always love you. :'-(

By the way, we're missing you here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F1754719?thread=612106&post=6918887#p6918887 I just thought I'd let you know that you're being eaten by a giant spider...


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Post 79

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Oh, yea of little faith.


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