h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

trah lah lah...
guees who?!!!!

i'll giv u a clue shall i... im a gurlie, im 17, and im a baby dolly from hell xxx

I'll take a wild guess - Louise aka "MissAngelWhore" aka "BarbieDollFromHell" from LD?

ahhh see, the wild side is so natural for ya then! damn right its me... im bak wiv a vengence! RaRRRRR! heehee

howz u dollie?!

I've taken up a new hobby since we last spoke - weightlifting and excercise, I'm getting into top shape. It'll take another 4 months 'till I see proper results, but I'm already seeign major changes. I'm also eating a lot healthier. No more junk food or soft drinks. I'm a vegetarian but I still know how to eat plenty of protein. My body is in pain constantly after training, but as the saying goes - no pain, no gain. I've never been out of shape but I'm going to train 'till I reach perfection. It makes kicking certain ppls a**es more fun, perhaps easier, but still fun. It's more of a lifestyle to me than a hobby now, everything I do will consist of weightlifting and excercise, for example, instead of walking to town, which takes 40 mins, I jog.

fuckin hell! thats a lotta work... ive been tryna get into shape coz im not as anorexic thin as i used 2 be! *giggles*
well, ive just been perfecting my student lifestyle really... got a band together, well sorta...
xxx

I've never lived a student lifestyle couresty of my problems in the past. I'm still staying the same weight, just changing the shape of my body. I'm actually afraid of losing weight, don't wanna end up looking like a twig-boy. Might be getting some heavy tattoos all over as well. I'm not too keen on piercings though. I read your profile. And I used to think that I was the only one in the World that doesn't like mobile phones and that can't stand Kelly bloody Osbourne. I mean, how stuck-up and bratty can a person be?

shes a right spoilt brat! god... mind u, ppl say im like her... im not happy wiv that...eugh!
n mobile fones, altho i hav one, i dont really use it! lolxxx

I was given a mobile phone as a present and only ever used it for text messaging, I stopped using it last year. It's collecting dust and cobwebs now. I don't really see the point in them. I think most ppl use mobile phones to make themselves look like they have so much friends that they even have to speak to them outdoors via phone, ie, they try to make out they are more popular than they are. I think most of them just like to show off in public whenever their phone goes off, acting like Mr/Mrs Popularity. I only use my home phone to speak to friends, and when they ask me to ring their mobile when they are actually at home I tell them I don't see the point as they all have a home phone in their rooms and calling a mobile is a hundred times more expensive. Some of them even admitted they like to flash with their mobiles in public. They cost a fortune to make calls with too. And as for the new ones with games and pictures, who gives a t@ss, if I wanted to play a videogame outside then I'd buy a gameboy, and if I wanted to send pictures to a friend I use something called a camera. I don't see the point of sending mobile pictures to ppl you see on a regular basis anyway. I think the idea of sending pictures to ppl of yourself would be to ppl you never or rarely see. My impression is that most ppl who keep in touch with mobiles are ppl who spend time together and don't even live that far away from each other to begin with.

I don't like any of the Osbournes. All they do is moan and complain about everything. They are rich and famous, what more do they want?

thats it exactly... no one ever calls me...lol xx i txt when ive got credit... but its a waste of money!xxxxxx

i sumtimes watch the show, but they r too famous n for all the wrong reasons... kellys only got a record deal coz of who her dadsy is... hmmmm

Theres a lot of cheesy Osbournes merchandise going about, you know, the dolls of them with the HUGE heads. How appropiate.

Scientists say that mobile phones kill brain cells through radiation, but when you think about how little brain cells most ppl have these days, it's hardly a risk.

Another thing I can't stand right now is Big Brother. I prefer to call it "Big Bother"

oh those dolls! they r really unflattering... mind u, they aint exactly the prettyiest ppl ever...hmmmm

considerin all the bimbo girls always on their fones, they probably dont have enuff brains cells to damage...

i watched big brother last yr, but the 2 yrs b4 i avoided it like the plague... n this yr, its just pathetic!

Big Brother....I don't see the point in putting a group of ordinary Joes in a small house and then watching their every movement Live. They make the most boring coversations I've ever heard, they sleep 70% of the time and when ppl realise it's naff they give them alcohol privelages, just to make something interseting happen, and it still doesn't work. If TV companies put a couple of cameras in my flat, Hell, even that would make better television. Even when I'm out....and I live alone. The first ever edition had one of the contestants cheating and in return he got a cheesy nickname (something like Nasty Nick) and then became some sort of a celebrity, I even think he got his own gameshow.

lmao to be honest, id love to go one big bro... not for the press, id hate that but id hav fun pickin on everyone n turnin ppl against each other n play silly games n get smashed all day long! heehee

but one a ighter note, yes, i think one series of big bro wuld hav been ok, but its all the spin-offs... i h8 reality tv... how gives a f**k bout other ppls inane, trivial lives?
RaRRRRRR!

I don't think you'd need to turn anyone against each other on Big Brother. They are all 2-faced anyway and only care about themselves. They only act like they care about each other so that they don't get voted out. Whenever someone gets voted out they pretend that instead of the person voted out, they pretend they wish it was themselves who got voted out. If that's the case then why do they look so nervous before the announcement of the eviction. The fact is the winner gets huge wads of cash and possibly semi-fame. No one in there is going to overlook that fact, yet they still pretend they don't care who wins, but they do care who wins.

oh aye, at the end of the day a large percentage of the worlds population wuld do anything for the quick fix money/15 mins of fame...
i read a good quote sumewhere that said, "It used to be that a person woz considered famous if they were special, now a person is considered special if tehy are famous."

Do you come on here with a PC or digibox?

telewest...

I come on here mainly through Telepest, sometimes by PC when I have access to one. I prefer h2g2 anyway, on LD most ppl treated it like a dating agency, and if you weren't interested in dating or weren't good enough for them for whatever reasons then they didn't want anything to do with you. Not all ppl, but most. Over 95% of ppl from LD dissapeared on me for those reasons, most of which claimed to be loyal friends. I find it exremely hard trusting ppl. I only trust my close friends now.