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nuttytart lost in space slightly drunk sitting on a lump of rock Started conversation Nov 30, 2002
The dog of a pub landlord dies, so in his grief he removes the tail as a keepsake. At midnight that night the ghost of the dog visits the landlord and asks for his tail back. The landlord replies ' You know I can't retail spirits after hours' 
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