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going off what helen says he`d have a technicolour food coat

........and bloody sore gonads
right i`m off to me bed
night night

night luv....
and you can uncross ya legs G.... pmplol.....

xxxx

phew breathes a sigh of relief

nite hun

away you bugger....

nite nite n wet dreams.........
ooooooops, i mean, sweet dreams......

xxxxxxxxx

mornin all.

what an interesting conversation to wake up to

gonads and food.

its a good job that im not squeamish

time to wake up and go food shopping
see you all soon.

h

mornin folk.....

definitely an interesting convo to start the day.... lol...

hope you don't spend up helen.... buy yourself a treat....

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blimey..mornin an all..me eyes dont focus till ive had three.>.i ti thought someone from a diferent country ad ad joined us!!!!!

morning sal...

think you're better off unfocused with all that swinging about.... lol....

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hisheryl..unfocused 'll do me,,,,its okay when the first thing i do is open the post.....i dont usually wan to be tooo focused for the bie bills...but i g i got a lovely lettetter this morning...and couldnt read iad it for half an hour!!!!!

sal....
i know the feeling first thing... doesn't make any odds if i have me glasses on or off.... and if i have to read a text msg on me phone, well forget, it'll keep till later... lol....

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mornin all.

isnt it wonderful how coffee has these strange healing qualities?.
drink enough and it makes your eyes work.

trouble is, trying to find the kettle beforehand

now where is it???????

try looking in the fridge

its not there

ay, it me makes me eyes work, also makes me bladder work too.... pmpl...

........ .........

xxxx

helen......look in the washer then


sheryl......the answer is don`t drink coffee

ive found it!!!!!

mornin all.

just a quickie as is already having a go at me this morning.

he thinks im up to no good......
as if

good idea, i'll stick to me pmpl....

helen... as if
tell it's all good in here.... lol...

xxxx

hi sheryl.

he doesnt believe me.
the minute i open my mouth, he either closes his ears or automatically assumes that im lying.

he has now decided that because i dont tell him about the
people that i chat to, that i must be spending my time
doing 'other things' and not chatting.

if only

h

helen.... the mind boggles at what else you can do with a keyboard, even the remote's not the right shape...... ouch....

thankfully my hubby is ok bout me chatting on here.... he even knows i phone jim... (well on rare occassions when i get chance.... lol..) we met jim in blackpool as you know, also in town..... marc even turned up here at the house as you probably remember..... hubby was fine bout it...
he knows i can't get out n about so he doesn't mind me spending time with folk in here, and he knows it's not all men.... he leaves me to it, well at least then he can watch wot he wants on the big set downstairs...

pity can't see it hun....

xxxx