h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

good mornin all.

sal.
i think i better email with the one about the


cant you keep any secrets

hehehehehehehe

just imagined you trying to explain it

thanks...... for nothing

.....and be careful the moderator don`t catch you

why do you think im going to email. im not that silly.

despite what you think

anyway, the moderator can catch me anythime he wants

and what happens it it`s a she

mornin' folks...
how's things with you lot.....

sal, sorry didn't get back to you hun.... we are having probs with the inlaws again, cops not interested, local bobby a waste of space, exept that he arrested my hubby for summat that never happened just coz mother outlaw said it did and got one of her cronies to say she saw it..... neighbours got cctv to prove otherwise, they are taking a copy into cops tomorrow to try n help us.....
now you know why i'm sick of coppers and hence the tag......

catch you all later....

n i`m off shopping
catch you all later

hi
take ur brolly luv, it's started to rain.... again......

hi helen..en..gonna check the mails soon,,,,n,,,,i'm very curious about all this!!
enjoy the sh shoppin you want to come and do my hair next week..its ins in need of a trim!!!
sheryl........doesnt your outoutlaw think about what she's doing to her own son??and what about shannon.on...it cant be fair for her either.
sounds t t me like she's got it in for for all of you......borrows brollie,and givegive ner a whack with it!!!hope t all gets sorsorted out .xxx

sheryl can borrow my walking stick or my crutches if she wants.......better still she can run `em down with her chariot

sal..

im mailing you now


..

how much will you pay me to keep quiet

hi sheryl,,if my chariots any fasterter than yours you can borrow it!!!
OOOOOOOOO........,well.il.i got my e-mail.all i can say is i ,but not.
i reckon a tenner helen,,,what do ydo you think???

can tell you a good story as well sal

are you trying to say that it was all a fantasy

dont worry, your good name is still intact
god knows why

have a good weekend

mornin' all...

sal, mother outlaw doesn't give a flyin' fig about anyone but herself, she's lost the plot completely....
the latest tale now is that it's ghosts that keep knockin' on the wall.... er, excuse me, but i am a psychic n i've no proof of this.... if a spirit was knockin' on walls then not everyone in both houses would hear it at the same time..... the tale is it is her departed brother.... well i knew him in life and he wouldn't be causin' problems like this to get everyone at each others throats....
also, she's saying that the so called pot, if it did exist, belonged to a departed relative, well maybe it did, but we still had nowt to do with it......

my chariot is a self propelled one, but goes at the speed of light when my hubby is pushin' it.... lol... i also have a couple of them elbow crutches to swing around.... mind you my tongue is more dangerous.... i showed that last week when she was calling me a s**g, i replied that i'd married into the right family then.... talk about lightin' the blue touch paper.. lol... she can dish it but can't take it.....

well it looks as if our neighbour has set off to the cop shop with the cctv tape, we'll see wot that brings, will keep you informed....

bye for now,
bright blessings,
sheryl.....xxxx

hehehehehe
you can always put bull bars on yer charoit sheryl

they'd have to be bloody big bull bars, with all the bull that's goin' on around here....

mornin'

mornin sheryl
was you up leigh bradshawgate near the halifax on wednesday

now you got me thinkin'.... lol...
i probably was but it would have been early afternoon as we had to go cop shop dinner time.... we nipped home coz hubby wanted to see our neighbour then we went into leigh for a nosey about coz i was bored.... lol...
i remember we went into gregs pie/cake shop.... think i was wearing me old green coat, i'd either be coughin' n splutterin, or effin' n jeffin' .... pmpl.....