h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Marches gallantly to visit the much reveared Safron Magistrate*

*Falls to knees upon seeing what has happened.*

Wha...?? Who...WHO did this!!! Where's the grand inquisitor!?!

*takes up a fist full of the ruined soil that was once the foundation of a mighty building. Alows soil to slowly slip through fingers.
Rises from the ground and looks up a the bleek sky.

Who ever did this wil PAY!!!

*Dawns studded leather armor and puts on black cloak, pulls out Claymore and begins to hunt for survivors or anyone who might be resposible for the destruction.

Who do you think did this, you may have searched my evil cube and it's convoluted tunnel systems, but you forgot to check the women's bathroom, the very place where I keep my command post, and the big red blinking button I push to blow crap up, hahaha. :|

Twirls his deathly black cloak and is gone in an instant.

Grand Inquisitor! News of your return echoes far and wide.

The Inquisitors are still loyal to your bidding and await your orders. If you require any help in rebuilding please do not hesitate to seek my council.