h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

***theres a loud clanking noise as the palace doors open, a bakers dozen of Earmice Technicans come in via what appears to be flying whiskey glasses, they are herding three rather large Tribbles that are pulling a Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Hologram Self Mind Link Mark 12 Series Sorry-I-Can't-Show my Face in Person -Projector... after fidgeting with the controls for a bit the Earmice herd the Tribbles into a corner and then stand in a pseudo circle around Grand Inquisto Jerrod...an Image of Zok soon appears, looks around and blinks***

"Nice pad you got here, Grand Inquistor Jerrod... Sorry I can't be here in person, I have loads of work to do trying to Organise. I am Zok Zimmerman the Offical Intergalactic Bellhop of the Thingites and Grand High Poobah of the Way of the Spork, Keeper of Earmice, Robot hunter and Tribble Peddler, as well as the organiser of quite possibly the greatest adventure to come since Zaphods theft of the Heart-of-Gold...I am assembling a a small armada to do much the same as yourself, destroying the evil forces of the galaxy and beyond. My first plan is to lead an armada into the Vogon solar system and take it for the Cause of the Thingites. The Vogons have more or less abandoned it so it should not be all that complicated. As of now my forces are made up of a new hitchikers guide researcher Gamma Ray, Susie Owaltron's Solution-Focused-Brief-Therapy-counsellor Thundercat will act as our personal counsellor and advisor as long as it dose not interfere with her Thundercat ways. we have also enlisted Admiral Artunco who is currently leading a mutiny aboard the Blood of Zaphodistas...With the help of the Saffron Magistrate we may easily become nighinvincebile...The Thingites and Keepers have also been given my plans and i have yet to hear a reply from them....My earmice Technicans will serve you in anyway needed until my arrival or a response from the Grand Inquistor himself...Thank you for showing intrest in making the galaxy a more absurd and safer place..."

That Pirate ship does'nt stand a chance!!!

***looks at the admiral up and down...sneers***

"do you mean against the mutiny or the vogons...and what is this plan of yours on this mutiny gig anyways ?"

Annoy everybody of the ship is plan Alpha and plan B involves giving up of something along those lines. Argh, I'll just create a blizzard or something!!!