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Grand Inquisitor Jerrod

What should be done about prisoners today. They use up far more resources than they are worth. I mean, think about it, they don't pay taxes and get free everything else.


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Post 2

Skullock

Oooo, so many ideas, and just plain out evil posibilitys.

Muahahahahaha

Some one told me we should just fence off some area that no one cares about, like kansas,(nothing against kansas, it was just the place suggested to me) and dump all the criminals in the middle and give them all gladiator weapons and let them have at each other.

Muahahahahahaha


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Post 3

Grand Inquisitor Jerrod

And then Kansas exploded


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Post 4

Zok Zimmerman the Intergalactic Bellhop of the Thingites, Grand High Poobah of the Way of the Sporks, Keeper of Earmice

****The doors fly open and Zok Zimmerman comes in and bows deeply to Grand Inquistor Jerrod***

"Sir, i am here to join your team, and to suggest an offical alliance between our forces...the Terranic Army, has joined me, Captain Pierce of the pirate ship The Blood of Zaphodistas has offered to supply weapons and rooms on borad his vessl, Susie has contacted the Thundercats, and we still wait word from the Suffaron Magistrate, the Potate Army, and the Admiral...we are meeting in the Terran Armys War Strategy Room...so....where do i sign?"


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Post 5

Dark Watcher

Ahh, prisoners. They have no value, but still, we keep them around, torturing them for our own personal jest. Please, release them into my hovel...they will not return, for I am a truly evil man.


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