h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey Kris, am I doing this properly? I registered aeons ago but I have forgotten my 'handle' and password.

What is this mularkey all about?

alidubs, how wonderful to see you in here.

i am sure a smart sausage like you can work it out quickly. to start doing the emoticon thing quickly, hold the mouse over the emoticon to see the word to type that gets that emoticon.

then put the word in < flyhi >

i am feeling so sweet right now ali, i have had some time for myself, and i get to stay home tonight.

you can write an introduction that is helpful. you might get a visit from an ace who are like welcoming hosts. if you click on the conversations on my page, you will find conversations with others from five live boards (including our blonde babefriend sarnia )

write me an e soon and tell me stuff

kris

ps. i bought my mum's xmas present to me yesterday, some pure rose oil. it is the most incredible journey of the senses. one of the greatest complexities on planet earth !!

Hi Kris,

Third attempt at replying. Strange things keep happening.

Joyous to hear from you in this strange h2g2 world...

I am gradually finding my way around the place and I have come across some of the boards' regulars. I feel a bit sad that I don't have 26 different IDs. Bryden made a brief return the other week - remember him? He is the one with the unhealthy Victoria Derbyshire fixation - but he grew bored quickly.

I'll work on my intro: should I put something more serious?

Hugs
Ali

PS: what should I buy my mother for Christmas? Flowers or chocolate . Or should I use my initiative?

hi ali, i missed your reply earlier.

very good qeustion, i havent even thought about my mums pressie. these things are generally best decided quickly.

kill two birds with one stone and get your mum some very sexy underwear and give your dad a treat at the same time. (go to the nearest anne summers shop - the sophisticates porno store )

there you go ali, i will now go check your intro. (i did read the first one)

kris

hi alidubs yer darlin

here is analiese's space. the convo headed 'your writing' is a place to discover her depth and capacity and probably any of her other conversations etc.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/U213116

Hi Kris,

I remembered my ID - not hard considering it was a variation of my name - and I see that our mutual friend Pat Pen has left me a message.

Nice to speak to you this morn.

A