h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello there Brora,
Ah jist stumbled oan your page quite by accident.
Ah like the way ye've pit yer picters thegither.
Ye must be a real clever lassie. If ah need ony help I ken wha tae ask.
I dinnae come in here ower often, at least no' as much as ah wid like tae.
It's guid tae find anither Scot, d'ye ken any mair in here?
Ah'll mebbe pay a visit tae Ye auld tea shoppe sometime an' hae a cup o' an' a sticky bun.
Can I yaseually find ye there?
Is there anywhaur else ye hing oot? Ah wid like tae hae ye oan mah freends list if that's wi' you.
Ah used tae yase LD an' ah dinnae like that yoome 2 rubbish. Ah widnae pay for that at a'
Ah've tried chattin' tae ither fowk oan here, but naebody seems tae ken whit ahm sayin' Ah dinnae think they ken the Queen's English.
Mebbe ye could sendus a wee reply sometime, but there's nae hurry.
Ah'll hae bit keek in here now and again tae see if ye got back tae me.

Ah'll say cheerio jist now an' mebbe talk tae ye again.

fae JJ

hi there whits yer name and whaur ur ye fay
a float oot n in here aw the time if you go to whaws on line you'll likely fund me
it wis nice tae hear from yea ah ken yin or twa scots oon here
bit ah dinna ken if they aw talk like ye
tak care and pop inti the tea shoppe but the opening no till the 23rd april
but i think everyone will welcome you jinty

Hi Jinty,
my real name is Dave and I come from near Dundee.
I was going to keep this going for a laugh but I couldn't do this to you.
I wish you a happy Easter and hope you have a nice day.
JJ won't trouble you again.

's and xxxxs
from Dave.

you
i thought it was someone having me on but didnt think you would do that to me
i had a terrible job trying to speak proper scottish ha ha
i was going to give them your name so they could write to you
so you behave as some things have a habit off coming back to you
to a from jinty

Hi Jinty,
this is the real me this time!
I hope you're gonna let me off lightly.
I must admit you're right, it's not easy to write in dialect!
I think from now on we'll just stick to English! lol

's and xxxxs
from Dave

That's a shame, I was enjoying JJ.

hi kow
are you lurking again you
dave thinks hes getting off lightly no way hosey

hows you doing anyway no point asking if your behaving cause i know you wont be

pop in to ye olde tea shoppe and i'll give you an olde
n s jinty

hi dave
no way will you get off lightly i'll think of something
ive got a wee in me as well n hes just bursting to get out
so watch out watch out jinty's about
but you'll have to wait till i waken up god knows when that will be this is terrible i cant keep my eyes open
if sleep cures all i should be fighting fit an am no
hope you n moira are fine and enjoying the good weather i couldnt have asked for better and with my son on the ferry i could go a wee sail whenever i wanted it was great
you take care and keep your wits about you or kow will be back lurking again
n s jinty

Hi Jinty,
I've been having big problemsa with eamil this week. I hope it's now though.
I'm glad you had a good week in the wild west. You certainly got great weather this time.
I am heeding your warning and keeping my eyes open. I'm watching my back as well!
Myabe sometime you'll ge another visit from JJ, but at least you'll ken wha he is now! lol

's and xxxxs
fro Dave.

aye gods guid tae his ain he let the sun shine on the rightous

i think ive got over my tiredness at last mind i dont think all the pills i take as some make you drowsy so if you mix them all their bound to put you to sleep
have you had any nightmares since i sent you my photy
i was out today met my son to give him his birthday present thats all i seem to do these days too many birthdays in the same months
i told them if they were having families to have them in october as ive no birthdays but no one paid any attention to me so whats new lol
dave could you give me the link for colouring in the background again and where do i right it
could you have a look at my transport page i put a link on it but everytime i click on it the firewall comes up its been doing that since tuesday
ive aloblems with email we didnt manage to have our opening of the shoppe because some couldn't get in
god i better stop or you'll never get to your bed the night s n es to you and moira jintyxxx

Hi Jinty,
just a flying visit I'm afraid.
I see you got the background colour OK.
I had a look at the link on the Transport page and all that is wrong is you have a space between " and A
Just delete that space and I'm certain it will work.

's and xxxxs
from Dave.

are you keeping ok dave
jinty xxxx