h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hiya.
hows things with you?
how is life treating you these days?

hi hun where you been hiding not seen you for a while,everything ok????

im ok thanks.
im just not showing as much interest in
h2 as i should.
its just a bad patch emotionally and physically..
this winter flu seems to want to stay in this house.
i will survive.

ive not felt like being my usual chatty self.
dont worry, i will be nack to 'normal' soon and you
will wonder what hit you

hit me??? is that a threat or a promise???

i wouldnt hit you. you are one of my closest friends.

but then again, if you are into pain.........

whatever turns you on hun

well, i know what turns you on

yep....

you guessed

see you like the same things then

yes.

i love

errrmmm wot about the cream

thats your department

along with the whips and sauce i suppose

too right>

what`s your contribution

me.

YIPPPPPPEEEEEEEEE

now now.

calm down before you get one of your headaches.

only get headaches AFTER
anyway got plenty of tablets