h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Funny, someone usually get there before me! Anyway:

A heartly welcome to the guide, LegendV007!
I'm an Assistent Communitor Editor, aka an ACE. I'm here to welcome you and show you around, if you want me to. You've already found the café I work and hang out in, so that's good!
A fellow ACE, Feisor, have made this page of links of places to go and things to do here: A719840.
Have a look around, and feel free to ask if you need anything, either by going to my space (Click on my name) and leave a message, or just click on reply here.

Thanks for the offer. I'll be sure to use all the info that I soo nicely gave me And if YOU will ever need anything from someone like me feel free to get in touch with me. I'm always ready to help my friends.
Later

What info? Are you someone else in diguise, perhaps?

well... In the past I've been known as famous Zorro. But than th gun was invented and I was out of job. A this point I'm not in diguise. My friends call me Val.

My friends call me Bee. Or Bumble.
Have you figured out how to make smileys yet? < cake > makes . One of my favourites.

Oh, and I higly recommend you to subscribe to <./>ThePost</.>, our very own newspaper.

Hey bee
Yeah, I understood how to use the faces and other stuff, I'm just tooooo lazy to remember all of it. As for the news paper, I don't like reading the news papers unles it has a Comix section.

Comics? of course we have comics!
Try here: A608555
or here: A608672
Unfortunately it seems like the Post itself is on hold these days.

Enjoy!

Thanks a lot.