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The Real Sweet Guys took Krikkit... sorry, Tikrit
Posted Apr 13, 2003
The Real Sweet Guys said today they took Tikrit... sorry, Krikkit... whatever.
I guess the best solution they'd definitely use if they could is like this: to get it
"... enclosed for perpetuity in an envelope
of Slo-Time, inside which life would continue almost infinitely slowly.
All light would be deflected round the envelope so that it would remain
invisible and impenetrable. Escape from the envelope would be utterly
impossible unless it were locked from the outside."
"They believe in `peace, justice, morality, culture, sport, family life, and
the obliteration of all other life forms'." - said about WHO?
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Americans took Krikkit in Iraq... sorry, Tikrit
Posted Apr 13, 2003
The Americans say today they took Krikkit in Iraq... sorry, Tikrit.
I think the best solution they'd definitely use if they could is like this: to get it
"... enclosed for perpetuity in an envelope
of Slo-Time, inside which life would continue almost infinitely slowly.
All light would be deflected round the envelope so that it would remain
invisible and impenetrable. Escape from the envelope would be utterly
impossible unless it were locked from the outside."
"They believe in `peace, justice, morality, culture, sport, family life, and
the obliteration of all other life forms'." - said about WHO?
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Drive-by shootings in New Zealand
Posted Jan 28, 2003
'THE SALMON OF DOUBT' 
- So where did you live before? - asked Dirk.
- California, - said Joe. - Moved out after my sister was hit in a
drive-by shooting. You have drive-by shootings in New Zealand?
- No, - said Dirk. - Not in New Zealand so far as I know. Not even yet
in London, which is where I live. Look, I'm sorry about your sister.
- Yeah. Standing on a streetcorner down on Melrose, couple of guys
drive by in Mercedes, one of those new ones, you know, with the double
glazing, and pow, they blew her away - 500SEL, I think it was.
Midnight blue. Real smart. They musta jacked it. You have carjacking
back in old England?
- Carjacking?
- People walk up to you, steal you car.
- No, but thanks for asking. We have people who clean your windscreen
against your will, but, er...
Joe barked with contempt.
- The thing is, - explained Dirk. - In London you could certainly walk
up to someone and steal their car, but you wouldn't be able to drive it
away.
- Some kinda fancy device?
- No, just traffic, - said Dirk. - But, er... your sister. Was she okay?
- Okay? - shouted Joe. - You shoot someone with a Kalashnikov and
they're okay, you're gonna want your money back! Hur-hur.
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