h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ones a very nutritious veggie and the other's.. er... hmm... a jolly nice chap on h2g2... ~Grin~

Hello APrettyScareyFairey... nice to meet you... sorry about the joke... didn't work to well did it... ~Greebo looks downcast~

Me got another one...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Oh... hmmm.. you've heard that one have you... ~big sigh~... oh well... forget the jokes then... was never as good as telling them as a certain mutual friend... not that he's any good at telling them either... but me doesn't want to upset him... by telling him so... ~mischevious grin~

Me loves your poems... ~big hug~... you should maybe think about having some put in the post... h2g2's newspaper... we are always on the lookout for talent... <./>ThePost</.>

Well better be off now... before me begins to annoy you... not that me is ever annoying of course... how can one as perfect as me be annoying... what a silly thing to say... so forget me said it... ~hugs~

bye for now... Greebs..xx

Me scritchy scratchies Greebo under the chin and offers a catnip ball full of live prey.

I've come accross you before!

All nice puddy tat on the outside and mean mean ol puddy tat with nasty nasty clawses on the inside.

When you're not maskerading as a Roughty Toughty rather fetching young swaashbuckler that is!

I'll take a look at the post, y'never knows duz yer?

TL and I have run up some humungous phone calls in the past!

I do hope there's plenty of space around here!

APSF

ps I was alluding to your namesake above! I'd hate for you to take offence - especially when I've a nice warm chair by the hearth for you .....

APSF

Have no fear my allusive little gosamer winged one... ~grin~... me would not take offense at your words... me heartily agree's that Greebo can be a bit of a handful at times... but Nanny does love him so... ~bigger grin~

~Greebo strolls over to the armchair... jumps up and settles herself down~

Oh... this is very nice... very nice indeed... you wouldn't happen to have a doughnut on you would you... me is terribly hungry... ~Greebo puts on her most pathetically starved expression~

What? No rats? No mice? no cute ikkle birdies?

Awwwwww

Ok, a vegetarian greebo I can live with .....

here puss puss puss nice soy-milk for puss puss and a Biiiiig plate of brussels sprouts!

Only teasing, apple, cinamon or regular jammy donut me ikkle furry fiend?

Oh wow... ~Greebo drools slightly~... all three would be very nice at this moment... ~grin~

Do you think a breadmaker would make VERY BIG doughnuts?

Hmmm... depends on how big the breadmaker is... ~grin~

The doughnut is sweeter -
where's that TL goneded?

APSF