h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

As you know, you are a member of the Terranic army. You might not know that you are in the Gazpacho regiment.

I have been sent from out Superiour officer (namely Rimmer) to give you a message (This is directly quoted, by the way,)

"Sgt Jedi Jade, find all of the mebmers of Gazpacho regiment and tell them that they are in my regiment now wether they like it or not!"

There you are then. Please proceed to the Gazpacho main page (Which resides at http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/A859016) with all possible haste.

Thank you,

-Sargeant Jade

*War looks up from polishing his rifle and contemplates shooting the messenger.*

*sighs*

If you want to shoot anyone, shoot Rimmer. /He's/ the one that made me do this. It's not as if I /wanted/ to or anything. And besides; I radiate far too much inhuman beauty for you to even think of doing such a thing.

-JJ

War: I've never had much taste for mortal women, but I shall do as you say.

I just said I'm an elf. Which makes me /immortal/.

Idiot.

*taps her foot impatiently*

Um. Are you really leaving the regiment?

I didn't mean to offend you, if I did. I was just playing, really. I'm quite violent by nature, you see.

No worries JJ, it really isn't you... I'm leaving H2G2, the guide just isn't as i remembered it... i love a good fight (come on, my name is character is named War), something just doesn't strike me as right... back to retirement for me.


Always remember your towel. Toodles.

Yeah, I hear you.

The Guide just wans't the same after the bbc switchover.

I'm sure you'll be missed. I know /I'll/ miss you, a guy names War? come on! We need some more hard @$$es in the h2. Eveyone's too bloody soft, ya?

Anyway, I'm sorry you're going, but I understand.

-JJ

I'll probably pay some attention to my threads... if you ever are in need of a hardcore warmongering demi-god and can't find any such warrior in the masses, just drop a thread on my page.

I'm fairly sure we would have gotten along splenderifically (that is a word darn it!).

Of course spelndifical is a word. And any dirivitives thereof.

And yes, I will most definately keep you in mind for any future endeavours...

In fact... There's one in the work right now that you might find horribly intriguing. I just have to talk to some... Um. "People" about it... at any rate... May I have your e-mail?

[email protected]

The name is Eddie, nice to meet you.

Jade. And it is equally lovely to meet /your/ aquaintance.

I shall get back to you when I have more information on this endeavour I spoke of.

If you're accepted (which I'm certain you will be,) it should involve some farily dodgy stuff. I hope you're game.

You would not by any chance be affiliated with Mystrunner on this endeavour?

...Perhaps...



Have you already recieved information from him?

A proposition was put forth by him... http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F96864?thread=225320&skip=0&show=20

Yes, that's because I told him to do so.

Are you going to join us?

Hrmmmm... perhaps, perhaps... i would hope to find out a bit more before i make any real commitment.

That's deffinately understandable.

Take your time.

If you'd like, you may join Myst on the patio.

Thank you kindly for that invite, and I'm on my way.