h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

At long last I've finally managed to get to your space! Much love xxxx

My perfect angel.

Put off your maiden blushes; avouch the thoughts of your heart with the looks of an empress; take me by the hand and say 'Ruprecht of England, I am thine'. Which word thou shalt no sooner bless mine ear withal but I will tell thee aloud 'England is thine, Ireland is thine, France is thine and Mad King Ruprecht is thine'.

Oh dear. I appear to be overdoing it again.

xxx

King Ruprecht, I am thine!!!


Ooooh I love it when you overdo it!!!

So....overdo it some more...haven't heard from you for ages....is eveything ok? xxxx

Have I missed my cue?

Would that I had two lives that I could tarry here more oft and speak of that which maketh little sense. A moment m'lady whilst I change into my King Lear cozzie.

I love you more than word can wield the matter; dearer than eyesight, space and liberty; beyond what can be valued, rich or rare; no less than life, with grace, health, beauty, honour; as much as a child e'er lov'd, or father found; a love that makes breath poor and speech unable; beyond all manner of so much I love you.

With splendidly buffed brass knobs on.

Overdone to perfection? Or should I have used the word 'cleavage' somewhere?

Apologies for the delay my dearest jewel. I shall not tire you with the details but suffice to say that the bescythed skeletal fellow turns a fairly brisk trade in December.

Yours post-shambles with retrochronological Christmas and New Year finest wishes with a bloody great big kiss beneath any parasitic plants that may still be hanging around,

xxxx

That was overdoing it most wonderfully!! (as only you can of course) Please can you send me your email address again because I accidentally deleted it,and must have written it down wrong and the postmaster returned it unsent()

Thank you......mmmmmmm and I love those tights!!!!

Vicki xxxxxx