h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Too late - already found out what a digibox is . You can access this and get e-mails through cable television - ha, now who's done their homework! I hope very much that you did kick arse in your exam, I want you to kick arse in life. Go get'em baby. I've been OK, thanks for asking. I don't speak French (I don't live next door to them like you so we never here it either), but I can work out bits and pieces of anything with a latin base in it so here goes. 'Que Serait Le Monde Sans Les Fees?' I'm guessing the last part means the world without (or minus) the payment (or cost). Don't know what the Que Serait part might mean. How'd I go?

hiya sweetie!

well im awfully glad you forgive me! hehe

aaaah yeah you have did your homework haven't you? An A+ for that i think.

Aaaah well i see where you're coming from. It actually means 'What would the world be without fairies?" hehe... it's daft but mezee likes it! oh and strictly speaking their should be an accent on the first 'e'.



Claire
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Fairies? How the hell was I gonna get that? And what accent, where? Now I'm just confused, I'm stickin' to what I know and not pretending anymore.

hi!

awwww you got 'the world' right! hehe... ... there is an accent above the first which slopes from left to right.

do you not like fairies then?

Claire
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Hey, I also got "without" right. Not to found of any of the fairies I've met, I'll tell you that! Off to uni now, hope to hear from you babe.

hi!

your off to uni and im off to my bed! see ya later chicken!

Claire
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I hope your sleep was longer than my visit to uni. Today is a public holiday (ANZAC Day), and my supervisor didn't come in - nor did anyone else for that matter. I need to consult him first (he's not to know that), so no lab work was possible. I let myself in and tried to do some work on both of our 2 remaining functional computers and yep - neither would work. Tried for about an hour, had a hissy fit and rode home. Great stuff. Oh well, sleep tight sweetheart because I'm sure you'll awake to a busier day than mine.

hello!

oh no! You poor wee thing. There's nothing worse than a wasted day.. Nah i haven't did much today either. Got my hair cut and now im gonna have to study, i can't seem to motivate myself though. *sigh*

hows the weather btw?

Claire
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Quick message just to say I love you and keep in touch - I've gotta get to uni. How's the hair look? Get off ya bum and study (Phhh, I can talk!). Weather is bloody cold, long story, tell later, can't fix heating and have frozen my wedding tackle off for the last 3 nights. Look forward to doing it again tonight. Be good babe.

hiya!

Yeah i know i should study. I also know i should go to college this afternoon but it's taking too much willpower.lol eugh

och yeah my hair is nice. I never get much cut off of it. Scissors scare me. hehe

it's cold and you have no heating?! Noooo! Gosh i hope you get it fixed.

Claire
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You know that I love the Scottish accent, and in your past 2 messages you have called me a poor "wee" thing and used the word "och". Could you get any cuter? You get yourself off to college or else young lady (ohhh, I had a chance to say lassie). More detailed description of the hair is required, or do I remember it being brown, long, and with a wave in it? Haven't been able to fix the heating myself as yet and no possibility of paying someone to do so. Michael is in for one long, cold winter I fear. Freezing as we speak. Brrrr. Be good babe.

hiya!

Hehe... yeah some people are partial to a Scottish accent... i myself like the Irish accent... oh and the Australian of course.

that's funny because i haven't been writing the way i speak. I try not to just in case it's misunderstood! hehe

In real life a talk mare like this y'kno?

ye ur a poor wee thing if ye havnae got any heatin' tho!

oh and i am currently wearing a kilt too, How appropriate!

i hope you get it fixed soon chicken.

Claire
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You are not wearing a kilt and you do not talk that way. STOP BLOODY TEASING ME! The Irish accent is the only one I love more. It's due to an Aunty, I won't bore you with the details but she died a couple of years ago and I loved her so, so much. She thought I was a King and treated me as such, and I know she was an Angel. We all get old baby, she was in her 70's, so I can't complain. But I can still hear that beautiful stilted Irish accent when I misbehave "Michael....(won't post my last name on here). What d'ya think ya be doin' now? Get inside before I take a spoon t'ya". Yeh, the wooden spoon was always the big threat. I miss her baby. I can remember as a child when I would stay with them (she wasn't related - you know how you call close friends Aunty and Uncle) feeling her hand running under my bum to see if I'd wet the bed. She'd do it every few hours or so. I didn't realise until I was older that she must have had horribly broken sleep when I was there, but she wasn't prepared to let lie in a wet bed until morning. I hope she knew what she meant to me, I loved her. OK baby I'm rambling, the message is to let those that you love know before it's too late. I think she knew, I just wish I'd left no doubt. I love you too. Behave or I'll come over there and smack ya bum.

hiya!

hehe... i do tho! "Pure dead Glaswegian an aw that".hehe That's sweet about your Aunty. The Irish accent is lovely indeed and even although the Irish are a fiery lot you can't help but love em.

well i actuctually went to college on Friday and it was okay. Yaay!

Eugh i feel pretty awful just now though. I was out last night anght and i've not had much sleep(im overtired) and my tummy hurts and eugh, i have to study tomorrow and it all sucks!

Nehoo... hope it's not too cold there.

Claire
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Get to bed and get some rest. Can't rub your belly for you from here, sorry. Hope you get better by the morning. Less going out for you, you have all the time in the world for that sort of thing. Why so late? Only got one and a half hours myself last night, so I know how you feel. By sweetie.

hi there!

i still feel a bit sick but im okay really... my house is freezing too now so i really do know how you feel!

yeah i guess... to be honest im not a party animal or anything, it was a rare occasion really. Ah that's what happens when im almost perfect 99.9% of the time... i end up going mad when i get the chance!lol... nah im jokin... im just not used to being out so late. Why was i out so late? Well just because really, the time flew by.

why, where were you last night?

Claire
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Hope you have recovered and that you warm up soon, no need for two of us to suffer.

Perfect 99.9% of the time - I said I wanted you to work hard not behave like the living dead!

I was at home. No further questions.

You behave babe.

hi!

hehe yeah i know.

aaaargh im half depressed! I've a gig to go to tomorrow night and im gonna be on my lonesome. None of my friends can go due to exams coming up.

ne hoo... och it'll prolly be fine eh?

Claire
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Why aren't you studying like your friends are? I can see I'm going to have to be very firm with you young lady. No more gigs, no more late nights that don't involve books, and no going out anywhere during the week. Now get to your room and have a think about what you've done. Be good babe.

Hi Sweetie,
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