h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Spike,
Saw you on the online list - how're you? and what're you about?

Sorry - saw the word "Boo" and hid under the desk. Recovered now. I'm fine albeit stuck in a very hot call centre. It's not very busy, so I can spend time talking to all the nice people at H2G2. What am I about? Well I'm about 6'2" and fairly silly. Favourite motto: "take life seriously but not solemly". See ya later

A call centre in this weather? Ack.

Much better today but still fairly icky. Still turned up to work soaked (I cycle in)

yes, same as that - I was brutully attacked by a willing puddle as a car hurtled past me this morning......

That's why everyone should ride bicycles

Oh good grief I'm soooo sleepy, but yes, bikes are good. Do you mean motorbike or plain bike?

Wakey Wakey... Too much partying?
Bicycle - pedals - muscle - psychopathic Audi drivers - you know the score.

Yyayyayayayyaya! I'm a party hearty girl - really.
Ok, I get the bikeythingy....I'm going to a wedding next week - I'm going to wear red and wail throughout the vows to annoy everyone...

You're not going to spoil someones special day, now are you? I have a cynical opinion of marriage, but I'm usually fairly well behaved (ie too pissed to muck about).

No, I won't spoil their day - by the time they're chirruping their vows to one another I'll have drunk myself to a warm anaesthatized state, rousing only when insanely crap music comes on to humiliate my friends and family - huzzah! Actually I fully intend to behave.... How was your weekend?

Just been told I'm being laid off, so I'll be talking to you for another week, then I'll disappear for a while...

for you and I got you these , is this the sort of thing that'll mean you could get a cool job, or are you quite miffed?

thanks boo. Need the sympathy. Pretty miffed... just when things were looking up. Luckily I'm very tough, but ta for the hug anyway

No worries monkey!
You seem a pretty sound chap - I'm sure a glamerous star will snaop you up and whisk you away to a life of glory and debauchery (or whatever you're into)
Hope you're ok...if you like I'll add your bosses to my hate list - then they'll be sorry.......

Not really the bosses fault...
If you're in the Rat & Parrot in Harrow buy the lanky depressed-looking bloke in the corner a Kronenborg.

Oh! and to make you smile - if I were anywhere near Harrow, then I would, but sadly I'm not dear chap! Don't worry, if the movies have taught us nothing else...it's that the good guys always win!

So long as I know nice people like yourself, I'm not too worried about the future

There's plenty of us about. You'll get something wicked - maybe it was meant to happen?

Thanks for the vote of confidence