h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I know you're joking, do I look like an idiot?

A little bit.

Yeah, I know. When I woke up this morning my hair looked like a cross between Elvis and Doc Brown.

I didn't even that that such a thing was possible.

I defy the conventions of possible on a daily basis.

Glad to hear it. The last thing the universe needs is more normality.

Oh, I doubt that I will ever be normal. Gods know I've tried, but it never seems to work out.

Well you can't get light from a black hole... unless you can, I didn't listen that day in class.

I bet you could if you had a vacuum cleaner strong enough.

Will a dyson do?

I don't know, try it.

I don't have a black hole to test it on.

Can't you make them with chalk dust and jam jars?

I must have missed that Blue Peter!

It was fine until they lost one of the presenters in it, and had to suck him back out with a dyson.

So dysons will work then!

They might only work on Blue Peter presenters.

Light, Blue Peter presenters, what's the difference?

I don't know...

I'm sure I heard something about a difference.