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Last ramblings of a enraged mushroom....
Posted Jul 19, 2002
I can't remember if I wrote this a while ago - but does anyone here, know/remember Where The Wild Things Are? I seem to be the only person who know's of the Island, and if it wasn't for the fact that I know I'm right, it does exist and I'm not losing my grip on reality, then I would fall into a big purple cloud and vanish with naught but a small "Whup" noise as all of my cells implode at once..........
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Friday afternoon, eyes casting heaven wards, and breathe........
Posted Jul 19, 2002
Arrghhh! Am having a nightmare,today's the end of the second week at my new job, I hate the nerve jangling period of having to settle in, not saying anythg too outlandish - god forbid I offend! Better pay and better location but still the same stuff....
I love the colour red, absolutely, definetly and argumentatively. I need some smileys around here........
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I can see the Weekend - it's shiney and smells of popcorn....
Posted Jul 19, 2002
Hey hey Friday at last - 1 week till pay day, and I'm still not overdrawn (chorus of rapturous applause)
Has anyone here done FPC training???
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Something for you corporate spods to try.........
Posted Jul 18, 2002
Go on, I dare you.....
> ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES
> 1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
> 2) Groan out loud in the bathroom cubicle (at least one other
> 'non-player' must be in the bathroom at the time).
> 3) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
> 4) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name
> and say "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye".
> 5) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over
> your ears and grimace.
> 6) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper
> huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".
> 7) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out,
> say,"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
> 8) Walk sideways to the photocopier.
> 9) While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors
> open.
>
> THREE-POINTS DARES
> 1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with
> double-barreled fingers
> 2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask "Did you get all
> that, I don't want to have to repeat it".
> 3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
> 4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the
> nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
> 5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
>
> FIVE POINT DARES
> 1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice
> to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points
> if you actually launch into it yourself).
> 2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with
> growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
> 3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
> 4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a
> number two".
> 5) After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As
> in "the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.
> 6) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.
> 7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly
and
> mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".
> 8) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce "As God is my
> witness, I'll never go hungry again".
> 9) In a colleagues diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".
> 10)Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna
trade?"
> 11)Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person:"Do
> you hear that?" "What?""Never mind, it's gone now".
> 12)Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't
> talk about it".
> 13)Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a
> lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
> 14)Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a
> very important conference call.
> 15)Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
> 16)Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your
> pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
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Boo's thought in the bubble
Posted Jul 18, 2002
Hmmmm today's going very slowly, it's not the most interesting of journal notes to begin with, but it is preying on my mind that time always gets faster.....
The one thing I really love about my job is the view from my window - it's bloody wicked, I can see for miles.....
Now all I need are wings.
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