h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

what do i do to join?

First, you must be an avid and able ing user of . There must be no ing uncertainty in your mind as to how, when, and in what ing context to use , for ing surely, there is no ing improper time to spread the ing glory and ing yness of

ing second, you must have the ing patience and understanding of a true er, partially for use in the ing handling of other ers, and partially to be able to handle the average ing er who may have never heard of but is being a real about things anyway.

Third, you must have unfailing respect for my three Priestesses of : Michele, First Priestess of and My Most able Daughter; Batty, Second Priestess of and Keeper of the Holyeth Nuts; and Third Priestess Quille, Bootlegger of Kegs. These lovely ing ladies will do all they can to make you feel at home in the Hood, but no disrespect toward them will be ing tolerated.

Fourth and finally, you must appear in the Temple of Bleep to ask myself and my ing Priestesses for our y approval of thine supplication to join the Hood. To enter the ing Temple of , simply follow the link provided on my page. This link will bring you to the very first entry in the Temple of It is important that you read this, for it will give you a basic ing concept of the Temple and its layout. After you have read the first ing entry and the description therein, you may skip past whatever of the ing backlog that does not interest you, and place your petition directly before Us.