h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello Little Darlin hope you are well and the sun is shinning down on you like is here. Got a favour to ask of you. Can you give me any inside info of tthings to do and the best places to get drunk around your way. We are coming to stay in Whitly Bay over Easter any tips will be much appreciated.
Like your space very well done but there is one thing that shocked and appauled me in there.How can anyone not like and enjoy the three roots of all rock and pop culture. As the musical director of the Badgers, well I make the tapes for the tour bus, I will offer you this advice.

SUNDAY MORNING: Bob Marley, start of with one serving of "natural mystic" followed by a single dose of "three littlr birds"

STRESS: Miles Davis "kind of blue" to be taken after work in a darkened room

DEPRESSION: Any old country and western music you can find will do. 10 minutes of undiluted deep south misery is enough to make most think "at least I havent got it as bad as those poor bleeders" .

All these remedies carry the "Dr. Badger" seal of approval that your karma and chi will improve or your money back. They may taste funny after an aural diet with too much long haired sweaty blokes in frilly shirts and tight leather trousers in it but balance is the key to health and happiness.