h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

O Freunde, nicht diese Töne

It's funny actually, I posted that somewhere else and it got moderated... some moderators must have no class at all

*continues talking to himself*

Hello!

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Now why isn't *that* a smiley?

Hi ... got a hair cut finally! not all that much of a difference mind you.

okay, i think i'll be going then.

Self-inflicted or otherwise?

Nice to see you around Spontaneously and everything

You know, I think I might have to buy you one of those cute little green hats with a red thing at the end...

I don't know how, but I'll get you addicted to this place somehow... getting you to show up every now and again would be a start

Oh well, I'll just leave a heap of s and s around for you to pick up whenever you happen to get around to it

Not today though, you should be w**king Well actually, hopefully you're finished by now... in case you aren't, here's a to get you moving. I'm hoping your intuition'll pick it up

And here's another one to get you through the next 4 hours

Okay, so the ing hasn't worked... what else could I try? Maybe a foodfight

Oh well, it's worth a try

Thank you

you look like you're getting a bit lonely up here on your own

No worries, though I must admit the foodfight with myself was a bit pointless

okay. here i am. now go and have your breakfast

Gee, ta

Oh well, whilst you're here,

thought i'd better say hi while here and also or
i'm about to go brew some coffee, then do what needs to be done... i'm only putting off the inevitable i suppose
oh well, hope you slept well and dreamt of stars and waves and pointers

You naughty little procrastinator you I should have known that this would be when you were most likely to make a reappearance around here... forgive me, for I knew not what I did

*laugh* No, I dreamed neither of planes nor your leg, more's the pity