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Why I'd make a good Vice President
J Started conversation May 4, 2003
I have an eye for bad hair. In fact, just about every day that I wake up, I am struck by the pointy, disformed discolored shape and luster of my hair. I believe I can use this to the country's advantage. Also, instead of having the dog run the world, I'll give you my ferret. Ferrets are extremely intelligent, and strike me as a more powerful animal (Not that I've ever been struck by an powerful animal)
In short, I'd like to be your vice president, because I have a good eye for hair. And I'll feed the ferret.
will settle for chairman of joint cheifs of staff.
Why I'd make a good Vice President
Darth Zaphod Posted May 5, 2003
hmmm...*ponders intently* Very well then, you can be vice prez
Thank you for your submission!
DZ
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