h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sometimes I have a bit of a prob with verbally descibing how I feel thus giving one the impression that I'm a cold hearted b*****d...I'm not though...well, not ALL the time!

no i dont mean he hates us i mean becouase he can't hate us! nish soweee, don't mean so spark up an annoyance! Yeah well if you wanna pop home na dhten give us a bell when you get home and then i scan start to get ready and then when your settign off i'll be ready for when you get here probably. So tell us about your feelings then...

i don't think your cold hearted at all... if you i did i wouldn't be talking to you write now i'd be lying on the floor!

I mean, I have problems talking about "feelings" face to face...tell you what I shall compose a letter for you laying down in no uncertain terms where I'm at!
And Okey-Dokey I shall F*** off home tomorrow night and get into town for about 9pm-ish...agreeable?

okey smpokey you dod that I'll giev you your letter of rambles well i'll proab re-write to make it relevant. Well arn't yu gonna get a lift down to mine? I can meet you in town though no worries. We don't need to meet up with my girlies for Elle's birthday as there goign to the bird cage and I REFUSE!! and you'd die so i'vbe told her i'll see her another day. So your wanting to meet at 9pm then or...?

Well, I'll try and blag alift with my pop...I'm sure the old goat won't mind...in which case it'll be earlier.
In fact I'm POSITIVE that I can get a lift.
What are you doing tomorrow day, are you busy?

okies well keep me informed on times and stuff. I just gave AL the biggest b*****king for being a K***HEAD towards Kathryn and said i've changed my opinion of him and how he's just being harsh becoz....well he is. and he said he won't f**k her about he thinks she's sweet and attractive

i'm not going out tonight i'm staying in so we can ring and chat

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDIOTTTTT!!!!!
Well, to hell with him and the horse he rode in on!
Let him make a t**l of himself- it's clear you're not the only one who thinks he's beign an a**e.
In reference to times for tomorrow, I'll ask Dad for a lift when I get in tonight so I can ask him then and then call you. Easy-Peasy!
Are you busy tomorrow?

We can both lie on the floor and chat!!!

He's REALLY p**sing me off i just literally yelled at him for about 10 mins and then said i didn't want to talk to him and hung up, becouse the more he tries to "prove a point" to me (which he admitted doing) the more i think what the f**k is wrong with him and that i don't really like him that much at the moment. Busy when tomorrow...during the day?

i swore i'll re-write that msg as they'll take it off!

He's REALLY p**sing me off i just literally yelled at him for about 10 mins and then said i didn't want to talk to him and hung up, becouse the more he tries to "prove a point" to me (which he admitted doing) the more i think what the f**k is wrong with him and that i don't really like him that much at the moment. Busy when tomorrow...during the day?

Well, I did say he was...he's being an immature little idiot. Thats how its been for a while though.
Yeah-tomorrow day-are you busy? Is that why you need to know when I'm coming over?
I'm well chuffed at the mo-I've been taken off the phones and am now strutting round the office like Stein Ericsson (an obscure reference I'm not sure you'll get). It's cool!

no i didn't get the reference. GOD he's rang me back! No i'm not doing anything tomorrow day why?

Did you answer the phone to him?
...anyway, the only reason I was asking you if you were busy in the day tomorrow is because you were asking what time I'd be round and you said if Iwent home first then you'd have time to get ready...for me it would be easier to come direct from work with "a little bag"!
Incidentally, I now have a littler bag so my expression is slightly more accurate!

no my mom did and handed it over so i didn't have a choice he rang my landline so i wouldn't know who it was, god. no i'm not doing anythign come stright form work if you'd like to..or go home first or whateer i don't mind as long as you say how long you'll be so if i'm lying on the floor with wet hair in my underwear

im giving him the slap in the face, made him list his friends - paul, ben, me.

And I'm not on the list...well f**k him!
I'll probably come straight from work cos its easier but I'll bring Dead Ringers and something a little lighter, but I'll let you know EXACTLY what time I'll be round then I'll take you up the pub, we'll have a few and then pop back to yours.

he said he wants ot good friends again and that he's valued your telling him how it is and that he's just scared you'll turn darkside on him when your drunk but he says he doesn't think it'll happen just doesn't want it to