h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You fight a good fight Owlatron. We'll have to do it again sometime. Spook has been telling me about a neutral site, which should be interesting. See you around Owlatron.

General Terran

mmmh maybe i've been keeping a close watch on your plans


owlatron

i hope u r also making plans of ur own, otherwise u will be very easy to beat.

make sure u post a list of the weapons u want before the battle, otherwise the spook corp can't provide u with what u need to win.

Brigadeer Spook

You'll have to Be careful or I'll set Lieutenant British on you (He's the completely insane one), when he wakes up.

General Terran

Don't you think you went a bit far putting "Bomb" on all the pages? I mean you interrupted half the conversations in h2g2. If we're going to carry on can you please stick to one room. I'm sure your thundercats (who generally seem quite pleasant people), would like abit of peace as well.

Hmm... on a lighter note, would you like a cup of tea

Terran (not on military business)

this was to show the might of my forces !
but isn't it a bit like the pot calling the kettle
you did but in on a few of my convos!!!
but that aside now our carpetbombing attack is over,shall we get down to the business of an alliance my force is now #10 including me!!



owlatron leader of the league of thundercats

u wish to form an alliance now. i wonder why. u have 11 members and we only have 10. u have the advantage right? or maybe, ur afraid now because we have formed an alliance with the potato army and our combined forces greatly outnumber yours.

ur forces are no match for ours anymore. if u want an alliance then here are our terms:

1. You are under the command of the terranic army. u fight who we tell u to fight.
2. You also become allied with the potato army. any attack on them will result in your forces being crushed by the potato-terranic alliance.
3. - i'll think of number 3 later.

so - do u agree to our terms, or are u prepared to go to war against the potato-terranic alliance?

Brigadeer Spook

no you see i said form an alliance not be under the command of i'll wait till terran comes in


owlatron leader of the league of thundercats

not being funny i'd like to parley with the top man

suit yourself. but i doubt the general will trust u in ur alliance. ur unconditional surrenor may be what he is after. and i hope ur ready for war, because we have more then 3 times the number of troops u have.

Brigadeer Spook

well i was only trying to be civil

GOOD BYE*slams door behind him*

andy