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Dropped Toast
Posted Dec 26, 2002
Is this a first I ask myself and others.
This morning I had just finished buttering a slice of toast when it fell off the work top in the kitchen.
Lo and behold a miracle happened, it landed on the floor buttered side UP.
I was so amazed and stood staring in wonderment that I wasn't quick enough to stop the bloody cat start licking at the butter.
Needless to say I had to make some fresh so it didn't really matter which way it landed.
I shall not divulge where this phenomenon occurred for fear of being inundated with boffins spoiling the only peace and quiet I get during the day.
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Xmas & New Year
Posted Dec 26, 2002
Depending when you pass through here, may I wish you a current or belated Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
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A Roundtoit
Posted Dec 26, 2002
If anyone can tell me where I can obtain a supply of Roundtooits I would be very gratefull. Every time I ask my daughter to do something her normal reply is "I'll get A Roundtooit in a minute" or "I haven't got A Roundtooit yet" , I assume this is some sort of mysterious device that helps her in whatever task she has been asked to perform. If I can keep a supply of these, as yet unseen, devices in my pocket I can offer her one at the same time as I ask her to do something.
Many thanks in anticipation of your help.
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Tipping
Posted Jun 23, 2002
If your surname is Tipping are you banned from Laybys and other places where 'Tipping Forbidden' or 'No Tipping' is displayed on notices.
If there is a fine for a Tipping being where they shouldn't be who knows you have been there. Are there Tipping Patrols?
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Water
Posted Jun 21, 2002
I was studying my fishpond today and a thought suddenly struck me.
Water is H20, 1 part Hydrogen 2 parts Oxygen.
The know it all at the fish place down the road tells me my problem is the oxygen content of my pond is low, which is why my fish are in s**t state.
If the oxygen content is low then how come there is still water in the pond??
Savvy?
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