h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

your girlfriends back online on h2g2!!! It was the orginial name i had to use-iddddiiiooottttt!*finger joltily points at air* Hey man i'm gonna read our old messages, love awomantidalwave xxx

Lunch is in the air, every sight and every sound!
Read aonemantidalwave welcomes you. Super early stuff. Very cool!
I love you.

foooooooooooooooooood!!!! I need food!!! love you! sexy... My results are soon!!!! scared!!!

Yuo are the best, most beautiful, most fantastic human being in the entire universe...just so you know.
I'm going to read a Seinfeld script now.
MWAH!

Time for Chow!
Love you more than is fashionable.
XXX

Hi love.
Well there is a bit of support behind me on that American thread at the mo but not much so I've backed down a bit. It's not their fault I guess.
I love you.
Hety, I've got an idea, why don't you write me something back?!
MWAH!

i emailed you earlier. Just read your American thang and well you did seem very blaming ALL americans rather then the ones who are doin all the Sh*te. Its liek sayign its our fault that Blairs an idiot...we didnt vote for him now did we! I love you. I'm still in my dressing gown how lazy can you be!!! Have had a bath though!!! shaved and washed my hair. Need to do my makeup and hair and am waitign eagerly for my new dress to arrive-yay!

Well, I've made up with the Yankos now and they seem to be squabbling amongst themselves so I left them to it.
REMIND me to get my drassing goon to my room before we leave tonight. i'm not having a Saturday morning without my gownie gownie.
I love you with every beat of my heart. Eternally, if you wish it to be.

aonemantidalwave
MMIII

England.

no ones talkignt me coz i forgot to clean the comuter room table!!
oh well! Plus i didnt get the dress my size wasn't there they were all too big. Come home soon and save me this couldnt be anymore uncomfortbel!!

I want to get out of this place.
Ideally now.
I love you you know.
Gutted about the dress, eh?
What are you going to wear instead?
Remember to have the pink one ready for sunday.
Miaow.
You are so fit.

like the way therre was no mention about EVERYONE ignoring me and hatign a bit of me in that message. I'm just wearing whatever i coudl find.

Sorry duck. I wrote the message after a bit of a gap from reading it. Sorry!
Why are they pissed off if it's only the computer top? A bit severe isn't it?

yeah but they a;; are. So now they're goign out fo their way to make me feel uncomfrotable. I'm gonna go have a smoke on the veranda me thinks. I relaly need a drink but they're all sat downstairs!

When you say THEY. Do you mean EVERYBODY? Even Peeder.
Well sod 'em man.
I love you for what its worth.

Loves a great ting but not when your trapped in a house alone feeling so uncomrftable. And yes i even mean Pete!

Love is the most powerful thing in the universe, and I'm so lucky to have it with you.
Have a fag. Get dressed, do your face and f*** those jerks. I finish in 45 and I'll take you away from it all. I promise. I love you so much honey. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!

i'm already dressed and made up!! I'm gonna have a fag and read soem of the rum diary on the veranda. Its takign me a while to "get into" to read big chunks, if you see what i mean xxx

Well, it's one of those books that builds up and up and then just kind of ends. It lacks the kinetic frenzy of Fear and Loathing but I think it is slightly more rewarding. Most of the characters are slightly more likeable than Gonzo and Duke and they are certainly more realistic.
I love you and I will call you in about ooooooo...27 minutes?!

cool. I'm going off for some food now. Will speak later
love you
xxx

Love you too.
XXX