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GET YOURSELF TO WORK.......NOW!!!!!

Post 1

It's all too much.....

R*n* has decided that seeing as you're not 'ere, she's going to spend the day talking to ME. smiley - yuk She has complained about Everything, Everybody and Every call.

smiley - dog

It's only now I've realised the meaning of Nielson's classic song, I can't live if living is without you. smiley - musicalnote

Please come back and intimidate our beloved colleague. NNNOOOOWWWWWWW!!!

It's all too much......

smiley - cry


GET YOURSELF TO WORK.......NOW!!!!!

Post 2

It's all too much.....

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GET TO WORK. SHE WONT LEAVE ME ALO........


My complaint...

Post 3

aonemantidalwave

This is my complaint right.
TV is the most unkinning, undecided, unsussed peeceasheet in the hood right now.
More in the area see.
You hear me? I'm talking.
More ragga, more boogle, more deth metal and more bulgin house.
Lets get tv bangin
Mat the far kas.


My complaint...

Post 4

It's all too much.....

Oh, didn't know you'd posted it to me.
Bit Schlaps anuffa horr.


Oooh, better today.....

Post 5

It's all too much.....

No R*n* today, so you don't have to come to work!
It's all too much......


Oooh, better today.....

Post 6

It's all too much.....

Where are you today, Sir?
Lonesome am I.

Oh, R*n*'s back. Miss your charm and whit and knowledge


Give Me Hope Joanna

Post 7

aonemantidalwave

I am at work you silly sausage!
I hope Rene's marriage crashes and burns like so many hijacked planes.
Caustic maybe but it shows that aonemantidalwave hasn't completely succumbed to his woman yet!


Give Me Hope Joanna

Post 8

It's all too much.....

My throat is sore,
I've got a bad cough,
R*n* the fish,
Is p*ssing me off.

Come to work soon, mate,
I'm in need of your help,
Because R*n* the fish,
Is making me yelp.


Give Me Hope Joanna

Post 9

It's all too much.....

Wow!


Give Me Hope Joanna

Post 10

It's all too much.....

ihavebeenheresince8:00thismorning.Idon'tknowwhy-ijustgotitallwrong.I'mgoingtocelebrateby using the space bar occasionally. Nobody was here except me and Trev.

It'salltoo much..... ...


Give Me Hope Joanna

Post 11

It's all too much.....

smiley - cupcake


Give me joy in my heart, keep me praising

Post 12

It's all too much.....

Youre in your exciting meeting, and I'm suddenly feeling realy jealous.

I've got to do something similar myself, but its knowing when. Probably the only viable option is in about four years time, when I've done a few years teaching. Good luck with it tidalwave, you'll rock their world.

Maybe I'm just feeling proper sorry for myself at the moment. I'll probably be fine in Cardiff when I see all my mates again, but in the meantime.....I'm just a jealous guy smiley - whistle


Give me joy in my heart, keep me praising

Post 13

It's all too much.....

8 Calls,
6 Failed Collections
3 Very Irate people.

It's just another manic Monday



I wish it was Sunday.....


Regrets, I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention.....

Post 14

It's all too much.....

Can't believe how sorry for myself I was during posting 12. I retract my jealousy - especially having seen the Sri Lankan lady shot puttist at the Commenwealth games!

To think John Wayne had a spear thrown through him at the Alamo pinning him to a wall, and he just walked off the other end of it to fight on! I'm a disgrace to the male gender.

smiley - cool


Regrets, I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention.....

Post 15

It's all too much.....

God damn f****** mongs.....


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Post 16

It's all too much.....

By the way, I'm now officially Keeper of these five dots.....
The pride is overwhelming.

smiley - erm


aonemantidalwave has spasms in his arms.

Post 17

It's all too much.....

??????????
smiley - huh


Oh my goodness - and to think I was blaming the injections!

Post 18

It's all too much.....

There's a bloke down near where Vibhu sits, and he's got a voodoo doll. Every now and then, he interupts his typing to stick a pin in its arm.

HE'S TRYING TO KILL YOU!! smiley - sadface


A tearful end.....

Post 19

It's all too much.....

Why is it I am not saying ''Wahey!'',
After all, I'm leaving today,
Thinking about it I'm filled with dismay,
Never again will I see Rene.

There are other reasons I'm feeling so blue,
The mongs and the Trevster I leave behind too,
There's Sharon and Vicky, Camp Kev and there's you,
And exhibiting 'H' is that man Vibhu.

Spinks, spinks, spinks, spinks, spinks,
Spinks, spinks, spinks, spinks, spinks,
Spinks, spinks, spinks, spinks, spinks,
Spinks, spinks, spinks, spinks, spinks,
And I guess that's why they call it the blues.....

Be V, have I, and always show B,
And H - an important comodity,
U should be used when you disagree,
And why..... cause you're aonemantidalwave, baby.....


A tearful end.....

Post 20

It's all too much.....

and it's been a pleasure.....


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