h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Had just got used to having you around again!! Have a few beers, smoke a few "cigarettes", listen to some good music and don't let the wolf affect you in any way. Not worth it.

(Anyway - you've got to come back to find out if I embarrass myself at the works do tomorrow )


Off to drink several myself now - hope to speak to you soon.

Hey darling!
Happy New Year to ye!
I'm back and loving it. A new man you might say and ready to do the do in this foul year of our lord Two Thousand and Six.
How the devil are you?!

Happy New Year!!!! Glad you're so perky (oo-er!) Had a damn fine Christmas even though I caught the lurgy....ate too much, drank too much etc etc.. Have cried off Stella for at least the next week

So - you're ready to trot - go, man, go!!!!!

Stella eh?
I quit that years ago...turns me into a proper jerk.
Glad to hear you had a good Xmas.
I am indeed perky...and very firsky. Women beware!

Ah...I had a theory...."Don't want to stay at pub TOO long. If I drink vodka I'll still be there at midnight....if I drink pints of Stella I'll only have one and then go home......" Hmmmm...perhaps not!

Firsky is good do the laydeez of London know that the tidalwave is imminent?!!

Damn! Meant frisky (of course!)
As for the ladies...well, I managed to pluck up the courage to ask a pretty lady I work with out last night and she said yes...trouble is, now I don't know what to do with her. I mean, what do single people in London DO on dates?!
Oy vey...I might be over my head on this one.

Oh such problems......! Don't stress - remember the whole point of the date is to have fun! (Mind you, don't miss the dating thing at all, I used to get TOTALLY stressed!)

Got it sorted man. But...just got a call from my ex! Perfect bloody timing. Sent me into a tailspin. Why does life mock me so?!