h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

belatedly of course (sorry bout that) and if you participating in the terrainian wars or whatever it was exactly I wish to congratulate you!

I have no idea what I typed..I'm ing as well

That's okay, my mind goes blank at times! Why are you laughing at Martha Stewart? Come to think of it, who is Martha Stewart?

Martha Stewart- an abominable wretch of an anal retentive woman with a tv show (and entire lines of every possible commercial item available in 'homestyles') and the lady of KMART(evil chain stores) who has thus sold herself as stocks and gotten inside info on the stock market and invested in certain stocks while making KMART go entirely bankrupt..
It's really quite funny. She should be going to jail..

Oh, is she the lady who makes her own marshmallows on Oprah. Ihat her, she's EVIL.

It sounds like something she'd do..

If she's made this deal with K-Mart, shouldn't she be bankrupt or something? they've closed haven't they?

wiil be soon, but it's all really quite confusing to me. She's evil and should be tortured by having to watch someone make bad slipcovers all day long!

Wait I'm English (boo hoo) What are slipcovers?

Fabric toppings (cut to size) you put around poorly upholstered couches and the like, without actually having to do the work of reupholstering the furniture..

Thats a good idea. One of things I love about Americans, the homespun resourcefulness.

we prolly stole it from some other society after we discriminated against them..but

My mum used to live in Canada, and she was saying how she watched a program on the American WI where they were making Christmas decorations. Apparently, one lady had made this big snowflake ball out of paper cups. Lovely!

Yes! That is quite American! And macaroni angels Quite creative sometimes I guess. I want to visit Britain and Australia though!

Australia i can't comment on, but I wouldn't bother too much with England. We have picked up all the bad habiots usually associated with America. Visit Paris. But don't be an American tourist or I'll throttle you!

I've already visited Paris and various places in Italy, but I want to see my friends in the UK! Not to mention seeing the UK itself..
Americans have a very strange and somewhat nonexistant sense of humor..

But you invented Friends...

Did you like Paris?

They had a baby this season..
Yes, Paris was WONDERFUL..I went 4 years ago, but I remember it all pretty well. I could go on and on..ever been?

You mean you hadn't guessed? I've been three times now, and LOVE it. My favourite place (2nd's Winchester)