h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah!

MH
(Sorry 'bout that.......I have very little control over the bad jokes in my head, it's a sickness!)

Obvious, my dear Watson. Very obvious. I happen to have a penchant for anything obvious. Very simple taste, really.

It's the simple things in life that are often the best!

MH
(SH*T , thet's a little deep for me really, can we get back to supeficial natter please?)

Not to worry, that so very wellworn a phrase, that you're far from loosin' ground under feet due to unexpected profundity.

Cool, just as long as there was no glaring revelations being had by anyone! (Casts an evil eye over the crowd who shrinks back from his powerful gaze!)

Mh
(No-one?.......good, just let it stay that way!!!)

What, no revelations and confessions along the line of "I'm an alcoholic" "I'm depressive" "I got cancer" Nuthn of that at all? Whew, that's a relief.

I reckon it has become trendy to have HAD a substance abuse problem. Much like it was trendy to be gay during the nineties OR trendy to have a family in the year 2000 etc etc etc.

MH
(Hi my name is Hamish and I'm an egoholic!)

oh yeah i forgot gay, everybody wants to be gay these days. Gay bishops, gay politicians ... puhleese ... what other qualifications have ya got fer the job? Huh, huh? I thought so. I think i'll campaign for feline bishops. Thine is might and the mice ....Miau!

Ah! You make me laugh my dear! I wonder if a Pugilist Bishop would get in the way?

MH
( "Prey or I'll biff ya one!")

I believe there is such a thing as Kämpfende Kirche (fighting church) so you should be an asset ... keep in mind the fate of the Templars though ... too good for their own safety...

Ah Yes the Templars! now there's a lesson learned hard!

MH
(Hey! the Chinese invented the "fighting monk")

The Chinese invented everything. We're just lucky they're sort of concentric minded in their ambitions, otherwise the Enylopedia Sinense would define Germans as "a small quarrelsome people on the Western Border" ...

Spot on Pussycat! When China eventually yawns and lazily stretches it's huuuuge arms across the world, all we will be able to do is watch. the US thinks it's hardball, naw! China's hardball!

MH
(1 Billion people can't be wrong!)

China does seem to have a certain moment of gravity though, as became apparent in the matter of the fleet, and there appears to be a sort of critical radius as well, only nobody knows how much it differs from 20 000 km.

Indeed!

Mh
(Sorry! hard to talk type and eat all at once!...mmmm ribs)