h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ho, how did i come to overlook that? i did of course go to your page before.

I've made some changes lately.

good work! Now i remember, i got tripped by the heroic bit the last time, another interest of mine is heroic fantasy, you're quite right making fun of SuperPowers!

Ah!
Follow that link to join CHOPPERS! The H2G2 superhero headquarters!

I haven't actually been down there in a while, some of the threads became a little *too* farcical.

Can't join anything until i haven't finished baking my own super hero. Took up writing about 5 years ago, been regretting it ever since, but does that make me give up? Noooo.

Go girl!

more limping like, but like in the good old war movies my head will be all over mud, but unbowed, what?

Good on you! Soldier on.

My eye keeps getting caught by our subject title and I'm trying to see if I can think of any more jokes...

only a budding writer can fathom what a budding writer suffers. *HUMPF*
Hoary joke attributed to all sorts of people:
"I liked your book. Who wrote it for you?"
"Thank you very much, who read it to you?"

Woman at a ball: "Sir, you're drunk!"

Drunk Winston Chruchill: "And Madam, you're ugly. But tomorrow I will be sober."

*urrrh* now you did it, you did it. That MUST be the hoariest joke of them all! Now i know how Mark Twain felt, i'd like to get at that joke and throttle it

Try this one:

George Bush is driving from texas to Washington and stops at a bar on the way.
He gets drunk and starts yelling: "All Democrats are pigs!"
The other people in the bar beat him up and throw him out.

On the way back from washington he stops at the same bar and gets drunk. But remembering his incident the last time, he shouts "All Republicans are pigs!"

The other people in the bar beat him up and throw him out.

"Who do people vote for round here!?" he wails.
"You don't get it" the barman replied, "this is a bar for pig farmers."

ok i forgive you! It's more sophisticated that it sounds, too

Indeed.

Churchill quotations are among my favourites.
There went a great man.

I like Mae West quotes.
Question: Ever met a man that could make you happy?
Mae: Several times.

Too much of a good thing is wonderful.

You'll have to tell me.
Who was Mae West?

a blonde b&w actress of rather more curves than is fashionable today
you might know "is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me" which is quoted most.

"Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !"
"Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie".

My all time favourite is Oscar Wilde, though.

"We really have everything in common with America nowdays except, of course, language."

Yes, I'd heard the gun one.

everybody has.