h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

your nemesis or something. Sorry I ain't visited before now. Been kinda involved with all the people's liberation movements and stuff so naturally I didn't have time to reeducate you personally but that'll change right?

Anyways... glad you showed up and kinda backed me up in the struggle with the imperialists. I think we mighta just rattled the throne enough to get some cake crumps from the high table or an extra ACE or 2.

Cya around ok?

Reminds me of Miss Marple in A Caribean Mystery, how she came into the window in a fluffy scarf, saying she was Nemesis, and old Mr. Rafiel going "Whooohaaa, snigger,choke" only she really was, Nemesis i mean, not to Mr. Rafiel, albeit high finance, but to The Murderer.
Nice of you to come by, and there i thought you were just a self centred conceited little chit, i love it to have my prejudices broken up, Mark Twain said a conscience was a comfortable as an anvil, but i have found prejudices just the same

Well I am a selfcenteredlittles**t but that's no reason to discriminate is it?

Actually i would consider that excellent grounds for discrimination , more like counter-discrimination aka self-defence really, only i can't see how they should have deduced that charactertrait just by looking at the name alone

That's because you need to do your lilith stuff homework I bet.

That's where you are wrong as usual, i did my homework on her, down to the 1000 new demons each day How about a guide entry about the Lilith myth, Jeany d'A.?

Hmmm... sounds like a plan... maybe Shane can do it.

Whoever you consider to be best up to the task.

Yeah... I don't know. I been having so much fun elsewhere I kinda forgot why I'm here.

Then let me remind you. You're here on a mission to shove a demon cookie down some stuffy Britisher's throat.

Yeah... that's the gunpowder plotters though. And I ain't sure if I wanna increase my stature by getting racked to death ok?

you just have to be smarter than them, is all, oughtn't to be hard, what, being smarter than a bunch of stupid white guys?

Does your white guy know you talk about him like that?

i told him YOU said that

Well that gets you off the hook doesn't it? Hmmm... I think I'm seeing how stuff works alittle better now. If you figure something will piss somebody off you just tell them Lil said it then you can enjoy the pissing without the mess.

precisely did you check ou that Rockall thingy on the front page, thought it might interest you? I subscribed to see what it's about.

I think the Rockall Times finally proves the Brits are civilized... or at least can be taught. I mean after all they coulda sent the whole SAS after those Greenpeace people and had a regular massacre but they didn't... probably because they woulda slipped on the birdshit.

There's nothing like a good old fashioned h2g2 conversation about sweet Rockall!

Not exactly discussing it. More wondering, like.

Maggy would have cleared that rock with one swipe of her handbag, but alas, it seems the Brits are going to mush now too