h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So many good lunches lately I can barely stand it.

Thanks.

az

Thanks to you

It's been fun, hasn't it?

Noggin

Not sure how much lower we could possibly go . . . , assorted cheeses and cream crackers, and *then* tortilla chips??? Not to mention the . The only thing missing was icecream, though you still have that one Magnum in the freezer . . . *if you dare!*


az

Re-fried beans and a movie?



Noggin

. . .with melted cheese in toasted tortillas . . . oh you do know how to tempt a girl. Well, except for the bit about me having to get off my big butt and actually make the f**kers. Oh goodness me, did that get past the profanity police???


az

Looks like it.

To err is human. To really things up requires an automated system.

Noggin

You know, just one of the many many reasons I love you so much - cos you can make me laugh like that.

s to kitchen to make bean burritos . . .


az

Not sure about all this fish, you know? Mostly it tastes kind of boring . . .

Up for a bit of karate later?


az

Dunno. What's it taste like?

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Nice butties. Think I'll stick with those.

Noggin

well . . . if you're *really* lucky I'll let you take me out for a pizza lunch tomorrow (well, probably today by the time you read his).

sound good to you?

az

How lucky can I get?

On me of course. Let me know when you're ready to roll.

Noggin

This might interest you

http://altmedicine.about.com/od/therapiesfromrtoz/a/quit_smoking.htm

yeah well, I'm not the one who can't quit smoking but I reckon this is the thing that most interested you . . . "Studies have found that cigarette smoking increases dopamine concentrations in the nucleus accumbens, a key motivation and reward center in the brain"

Would work as well?


az

Well, I reckon that the fact that it is now 4pm and neither of us is showered or dressed kind of puts the kibosh on the pizza idea . . . any other ideas?


az

cheese and ham thingies?

chicken burritos?

chicken hoisin?

Noggin

Well, after seriously weighing up the two possibilities:

1. Getting showered and dressed and doing something with my so-called *HAIR* before I could be presentable enough to be taken out for pizza . . .

and

2. Continuing to lounge about in my nightdress with dodgy hair
late on a lazy Sunday afternoon and make chicken burritos . . .


Number 2 wins.




az

Okay, chicken burritos it is.

But I still want to tke you out for a pizza. Tomorrow.

Noggin

mmmmmm... that was good today, wasn't it?

az

Si. Estoy alegre.

How is it that you even manage to write in Spanish with that atrocious accent???



az