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The Bovine Retribution

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Pseudogopher

A,

The cows are waiting. They draw ever closer. Softly, they cry,
"c-c-c-h-h-h-heeeeeeeseeeee"
You should not disappoint them. They want blood. Or motor oil. I'm not sure which.


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