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Post 21

superdogmonkey

Actually, some of us work and don't always have the time to watch day time tv, scoffing chocs and slugging back Kalure, while keeping the baby in the cupboard under the stairs with the stereo up high so the crying can't be heard and then pretending that you have had a hard day with her!

smiley - monster


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Post 22

mrs the wife

I know I'm good at multi-tasking, but how can I watch daytime TV AND play the stereo extra load - how would I hear the goings on in Ramsay Street?

Get your facts right... I sit with my feet up, watching daytime TV, ignoring the baby under the stairs and scoffing chocs only when there is a 'y' in the day.

smiley - artist


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Post 23

superdogmonkey

Ohh, I wish I could play the stereo extra LOAD!

smiley - monster


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Post 24

mrs the wife

Ooooh, how quick we are to scoff... at least I can type using both hands and ALL my fingers!

I know that there is no end to the number of things you would load to do during the hours of daytime TV but can't 'cause you are stuck in your horrid stinky fag ash encrusted office!

I like to listen to some groovy tracks really load from time to time - it's better than listening to them quitely.

smiley - artist


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Post 25

superdogmonkey

But if i did not come home stinky and smelly, Charlotte might not reconise me!

smiley - monster


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Post 26

superdogmonkey

Can we get mai-in-law to babysit on Jan 25th?
(London meetup)

smiley - monster


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Post 27

mrs the wife

I'll try to remember to ask her tomorrow - if I can, if not, why not "book her" on Friday pre Harry Potter?

By the way, Charlotte is very fond of the smell of fags... she is cuddled by the mai-in-law quite a lot after all and she does try to steal the packets out of her handbag on a regular basis as well!

smiley - artist


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Post 28

superdogmonkey

I am smoking ...... a fag!

smiley - monster


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Post 29

mrs the wife

I'd rather smoke a cheese myself

Harry Potter tomorrow... YAYYYYYY!

What do you want for supper before we go?

smiley - artist


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Post 30

superdogmonkey

Calm down ...... it's only a kids film!!!

Something tasty for a meal, please.

smiley - monster


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Post 31

mrs the wife

Oh ha ha

Just for that your'e getting round things.

smiley - artist


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Post 32

superdogmonkey

Oh, shoved the baby under the stairs to post at this time!!

smiley - monster


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Post 33

mrs the wife

smiley - doh sussed!

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Post 34

superdogmonkey

GO TO BED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post 35

mrs the wife

I'll only be a minute....

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Post 36

superdogmonkey

Did you realise that you have been credited on two guide entries?
Look down the page!!

more than me!!

smiley - monster


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Post 37

mrs the wife

More by luck than judgement!

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Post 38

superdogmonkey

Time to post but not get dinner ready?

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Post 39

mrs the wife

I was planning the menu ACTUALLY!

If you play your cards right, I might even cook tomorrow night too... or maybe not.

What d'ya fancy tigger?

smiley - artist


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Post 40

superdogmonkey

You ..... cook on a friday? ..... when chinese takeaways are open?

smiley - monster


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