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Go'auld calling

Post 1

Minion (keeper of the Dark and Unruly)

greetings from his exulted system lord Shal'pek. i come seeking allies in the fight against the SGC. it is in my knowledge that they are sworn enemies of the CGE. i have begun an assault on there off world base of P3X489 but as it stands i have limited forces and resources. any assistance against this common enemy would be welcomed.


Shal'pek


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Post 2

F F Churchton

In reply to mr. nasty Gould god (Creator-type) person:

Get out my office you smiley - tit, the CGE don't take lightly to your insults. All stargates on CGE planets have been melted down to an unidentified heavy-element which is a poweful energy source in a plasma like state. If you would kindly take your alliance and shove it up your smiley - cheesecake!!!

*several strong army types stand up as to hinting him to leave peacefully*


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Post 3

Minion (keeper of the Dark and Unruly)

*their brains are very quickly fried by the go'auld hand device.*

we come offering more might toyour cause, instead you refuse to be aided. i shall watch as the Terranic army and SGC destroy you and laugh at your suffering! it is your choice.

*he leavesin a most angry state*


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Post 4

F F Churchton

*Shouts down the coridoor "Why would our new allies go against us", nanities heal the injured body guards and leaves them with a slight headache*

Fancy a pint lads, "aye"!!!


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Post 5

Minion (keeper of the Dark and Unruly)

shouts back "PEACE IS BORING!"


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Post 6

F F Churchton

WAR IS DISRESPECTFUL!!!


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Post 7

Jay and Silent Bob

I LIKE BIG BUTTS


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Post 8

F F Churchton

Have a drink of smiley - stout!!!


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Post 9

Jay and Silent Bob

Don't mind if i do


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Post 10

Minion (keeper of the Dark and Unruly)

*raspberry*


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Post 11

Jay and Silent Bob

Mmmmm blueberry


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Post 12

Minion (keeper of the Dark and Unruly)

*shal'pek talks into his ribbon device and turns about and heads back to the CGE office.*

right, i have broken off all Go'auld attacks and offensives. can we sit down and work out an agreement of some kind to run an alliance by?

i will aid you in your missions to destroy _______? in exchange for assistance from you to take on the Terranic fleet. which consists of some very powerful and knowledgeable combatants and alliances.

you may also like to know that the SGC is about to form a new division specially for space combat and exploration. seeing as they are after your empire i figure you could use a hand, like me.

we could continue blowing raspberries if you'd prefer whilst our enemies slowly decay our empires! it is up to you.

Shal'pek


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Post 13

F F Churchton

I don't know why there after us, let me get FCA on the case!!!


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Post 14

Minion (keeper of the Dark and Unruly)

who is FCA?

Shal'pek


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Post 15

F F Churchton

Why do you answer your own questions?


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Post 16

Minion (keeper of the Dark and Unruly)

smiley - huh

i didn't, unless FCA is called who?

Shal'pek


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Post 17

Jay and Silent Bob

Why the £%$£ do you write Shal'pek after anything you say


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Post 18

F F Churchton

Why do you write in money dinominations, but the Prince is correct!!!


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Post 19

Minion (keeper of the Dark and Unruly)

it is professional.

Shal'pek


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Post 20

Jay and Silent Bob

Well i just held down shift and hit some numbers it was ment to say F*ck


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