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Muntiny of the 'blood of the Zaphodistas'
F F Churchton Started conversation Sep 30, 2002
Anyone unhappy about the orgaisation of command on the above ship, sign here and discuss your bad memories!!!
Muntiny of the 'blood of the Zaphodistas'
Zok Zimmerman the Intergalactic Bellhop of the Thingites, Grand High Poobah of the Way of the Sporks, Keeper of Earmice Posted Oct 9, 2002
Admiral, I have just joined the crew as engineer and physical trainer of the harem...as you may or may not know I am the Offical Intergalactic Bellhop of the Thingites and Grand High Poobah of the Way of the Spork, Keeper of Earmice, Robot Hunter and Tribble Peddler. As such it is my duty to collect an armada of vessels to lead an attack on some unexpected planetary system for the Thingite Revolution...I am thinking about the Vogons home system since it is pretty much abandoned anyways and well...who really likes those fellas anyhow...If you help me, I'll help you...
Muntiny of the 'blood of the Zaphodistas'
F F Churchton Posted Oct 10, 2002
I'm listening, I would be gratefull to join the coerlation against the Vogons!!!
Muntiny of the 'blood of the Zaphodistas'
Zok Zimmerman the Intergalactic Bellhop of the Thingites, Grand High Poobah of the Way of the Sporks, Keeper of Earmice Posted Oct 11, 2002
***paces back and forth across the conference room, Tribbles are being herded into containment torpedoes by Earmice Technicans, Zoks forhead is pulsating***
"Admiral, it seems you have misunderstood my intentions in Captain Peirces Office, it was a ruse, a clever attempt to have him put his trust into me...If he thinks i am a double agent then he will have no reson to suspect me and mat leak some very important message...so far I hav also enlisted Gamma Ray a newly recruited researcher, and Susie Owalton's Solution-Focused-Brief-Therapy-Counsellor Thundercat as our personal advisor and possible negotiator. Gamma Ray could be our spy aboard the Zaphodistas if we can secure him a position....if you still wish to bail on my scheme then so be it..but as far as i can tell there are no others in your mutiny so we seem to be in need of each other..."
***stops pacing momentarily and stares at the Admiral, the Earmice have also stopped and seems to be waiting for a reply...strange little creatures Earmice...the most intelligent creatures on earth genetically enhanced with a human ear...you can't help but wonder what those ears are for...****
Muntiny of the 'blood of the Zaphodistas'
Zok Zimmerman the Intergalactic Bellhop of the Thingites, Grand High Poobah of the Way of the Sporks, Keeper of Earmice Posted Oct 11, 2002
***an earmouse in a flying whiskey glass come in and twitches it ear...Zok grins and nods***
"And another thing that may interest you Admiral, my Earmice scouts have just reported that they have just made contact with the Saffron Magistrate and the Terranic Army and both seem some what interested in our joint missons...The ball, as they say, is now in your court."
Muntiny of the 'blood of the Zaphodistas'
Zok Zimmerman the Intergalactic Bellhop of the Thingites, Grand High Poobah of the Way of the Sporks, Keeper of Earmice Posted Oct 12, 2002
yes...so now...susie is going to get the Thundercats to help, and Terranic army are deffinatly in...
Muntiny of the 'blood of the Zaphodistas'
Zok Zimmerman the Intergalactic Bellhop of the Thingites, Grand High Poobah of the Way of the Sporks, Keeper of Earmice Posted Oct 12, 2002
Admiral we are meeting in The Terranic Army space. we will be in the War Strategy Room with our co-conspirators...it will be of great help for both of our causes if you were to be present...thank you sir.
Muntiny of the 'blood of the Zaphodistas'
F F Churchton Posted Oct 14, 2002
hey, this revolts quite popular!!!
Muntiny of the 'blood of the Zaphodistas'
Zok Zimmerman the Intergalactic Bellhop of the Thingites, Grand High Poobah of the Way of the Sporks, Keeper of Earmice Posted Oct 14, 2002
every revolt has it's popularity...the thing is we need to have an actual plan...
Muntiny of the 'blood of the Zaphodistas'
Zok Zimmerman the Intergalactic Bellhop of the Thingites, Grand High Poobah of the Way of the Sporks, Keeper of Earmice Posted Oct 14, 2002
Alright Admiral now is the time of truth...I need you to come to the Terran Army space and meet us at the WAR STRATEGY ROOM i have just made my propsal for our attack of Vogon...it may interest you that Captain Pierce has donated a room for us and weapons as well if we need them. theres your mutiny starting point, the Terran Army has donated 6 tanks, 4 helicopters, and a couple of boats. i have loacted the vogon world and it is indeed empty...so come to the meeting immeadieatly.
or the deal is off...we can't stop now when we are this close.
Muntiny of the 'blood of the Zaphodistas'
F F Churchton Posted Oct 15, 2002
The CGE has sent a large fleet to the Vogon border, see the WAR STRATEGY ROOM for a full inventory of the CGE battle fleet!!!
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Muntiny of the 'blood of the Zaphodistas'
- 1: F F Churchton (Sep 30, 2002)
- 2: Zok Zimmerman the Intergalactic Bellhop of the Thingites, Grand High Poobah of the Way of the Sporks, Keeper of Earmice (Oct 9, 2002)
- 3: F F Churchton (Oct 10, 2002)
- 4: Zok Zimmerman the Intergalactic Bellhop of the Thingites, Grand High Poobah of the Way of the Sporks, Keeper of Earmice (Oct 11, 2002)
- 5: Zok Zimmerman the Intergalactic Bellhop of the Thingites, Grand High Poobah of the Way of the Sporks, Keeper of Earmice (Oct 11, 2002)
- 6: Zok Zimmerman the Intergalactic Bellhop of the Thingites, Grand High Poobah of the Way of the Sporks, Keeper of Earmice (Oct 12, 2002)
- 7: Zok Zimmerman the Intergalactic Bellhop of the Thingites, Grand High Poobah of the Way of the Sporks, Keeper of Earmice (Oct 12, 2002)
- 8: F F Churchton (Oct 14, 2002)
- 9: Zok Zimmerman the Intergalactic Bellhop of the Thingites, Grand High Poobah of the Way of the Sporks, Keeper of Earmice (Oct 14, 2002)
- 10: Zok Zimmerman the Intergalactic Bellhop of the Thingites, Grand High Poobah of the Way of the Sporks, Keeper of Earmice (Oct 14, 2002)
- 11: F F Churchton (Oct 15, 2002)
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