h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Shut up Yoda!!!

Dare tell you up shut yoda

Yes, I'm in Manchester tommorow if you care, we can sought out some arguements face-to-face!!!

*reaches for crowbar*

Away put your weapon i mean you no harm

*reaches into his pants and pulls out an unusual shaped light sabre

Well lets see what you've learnt:

*reaches for a flashing carbon rod, then burns her hands*

Evil over good never shall triumph

*presses a small spot on his lightsabre and grows 3 fold*

Are you compensating for something else!!!

*reaches for a lightpike and presses the button, as you do*

Compensating else something never shall do

*swings lightsabre in a calm manor as if he has done this many times previous*

You do it all the time monkey!!!

*roles up blowse*

lightsabre i see have you too
*lightsabre decreases in size and is yet still moderatly turned on*

Enough of your personal problems!!!

*switches lightsabre to 3/4 length-pike mode and checks that the personal shield is working proply*

adventure, excitement, a jedi craves not these things
*points towards a large rock, with a wave of his hand the rock flys towards AA*

*jumps to the left, then steps to the ri-ight*

You ought to be more careful with the polystene set!!!

yoda mock you dare
*does the hockey cockey then turns around*

*waits to catch a deadly disease*














*nothing happens*














*still nothing happens*














*something happens*














*nothing else happens*!!!