h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm SmartGamer, an Ace of h2g2! I'm here to welcome you to make sure you have a good time here. Hope you don't mind if I come on in to your space... nice place you have! May I sug--- whoa--- whoaa-a- losing balance--- who put that chair there--- whoaa-a-a-a *THUD*

Ow.

*jumps up*

Oh well. I know Judo. I can land from falls...

Anyway, welcome to h2g2! You seem to already be in the spirit of it, so you'll fit in just fine- but if you get lost, tell me, and I'll steer you the right way... just click REPLY to make your comment!

--SmartGamer

P.S. Be careful... one of the ACEs is Greebo T. Cat. She's nice, but she might forget herself considering your species...

Hi SmartGamer, Sorry about the chair I'll move it in the morning - honest Have some popcorn to help you feel better Thanks for the advice about Greebo T.Cat I'm sure we'll get along I think I've got some Kit-Kats somewhere or should that be Kit-e-Kat. Don't laugh my nan once asked for the catfood when she meant the chocolate. Ahh Thats where I get it from. Better go to bed now am rambling! Can you tell I love the smileys? Night Night

The smileys are one of the better features of h2g2!

I use them sometimes...

Oh- I present to you the famous h2g2 Running Gag:

Have a flower. Have a loo brush. Have a pinwheel. Have a tacky lawn ornament. Have a nice lawn ornament. Have a cone of cotton candy. Have a big fistful of ABC blue bubblegum.

Etc...

On a completely unrelated tangent (and a question I'm asking people for no good reason quite a bit, because as of one hour ago my answer is now "yes"), have you ever had an out-of-body experience?

--SmartGamer

Wow! No I've never had an out of body experience, several out of mind experiences but I think that might have been the drink
What happened? Was it scary or very zen?

Thank you for introducing me to the famous h2g2 Running Gag and may I present to you my humble contribution

Have a windmill on a stick

I thank you (imagine here a bowing smiley)

Mippy Mouse

Just sort of... weird. It really shakes your view of reality...

Mostly though.

Now as a note, "was it scary or very zen? " is redundant. When you have the smiley, toss out the word...

I notice your writing style has changed... all for the better. You fit in better- we have real writing here, not the pseudoenglish of most message boards

Oh- and if you need a smiley that doesn't exist, just tag it in anyway. It will look like and people will know what you mean...

--SmartGamer

Thanks for the smiley tip, mate. This is my awake writing when I set this page up it was nearly midnight and I was . I have a tendancy to ramble and talk rubbish when I'm tired.

Mippy Mouse

It's my job to help! I'll be here if you have any more questions.

--SmartGamer

Thanks.

Mippy Mouse

Don't worry about Greebs... She likes Mice (I know, she's my friend ) ... Just offer her a and and she'll be purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfectly happy.

Greetings fellow Mouse. Thanks for the tip I shall send her some straight away What colour straw do you think she prefers, I always think that red and white stripes are the best. Would you like some too or I've got some or if I can stop the hoover creature from eating it!

Mippy Mouse

Ps Love your personal space, very .

As long as there is milk in the glass and plenty of s she'll be happy with whatever straw you pick, I'm sure.